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Joke Topic - 'A Golf Course'


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What do you call a piece of jewelry that has been lost in the long grass on a golf course?
A diamond in the rough.


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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, I keep seeing into the future.
When did this first happen?
Next Tuesday.
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Ghosts

What do ghosts like to dance to?
Soul music.
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Bars

What do you call a woman who goes into a bar and starts to juggle with the drinks?
Beatrix (beer tricks).
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Experts

Experts Are Sure The Dow Will Either Rise Or Decline
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Astronauts

How do you get a baby astronaut to go to sleep?
You rock-et.
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Lightning

What did a bolt of lightning say to another one?
You really are shocking!
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Astronauts

How do you get a baby astronaut to go to sleep?
You rocket.
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Snakes

What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego set?
A boa constructor.
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Policeman

What did the policeman say to his belly-button?
You're under a vest.

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