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Joke Topic - 'A Golf Course'


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What do you call a piece of jewelry that has been lost in the long grass on a golf course?
A diamond in the rough.


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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ifor.
Ifor who?
Iforgot my key.
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Marry

Wife: To think that I had to marry you to find out just how stupid you are.
Husband: You should have realised that when I asked you to marry me.
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Taste

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah counting for taste.
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Buried At Sea

Bill: Why do you want to be buried at sea?
Fred: Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.
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Getting Old

You know you're getting old when the only gleam in your eyes is from the sun hitting your bifocals.
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School

Piano teacher to pupil: Your fingers are absolutely filthy!
Pupil: That's all right, Miss, I'm only playing the black keys.
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Drunk

The drunker I sit here, the longer I get.
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Yodel

Knock knock
Who's there?
Little old lady
Little old lady who?
Gee, I didn't know you knew how to yodel.
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Tablecloths

DINER: How often do you change the tablecloths in this establishment?
WAITER: I don't know, sir, I've only worked here six months.

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