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Joke Topic - 'A Golf Course'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'A Golf Course'.
What do you call a piece of jewelry that has been lost in the long grass on a golf course?
A diamond in the rough.
A diamond in the rough.
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Caveman
What do you call a caveman who is wandering slowly around the place?
A meanderthal man.
A meanderthal man.
Cows
Why can't you shock cows?
Because they've herd it all before.
Because they've herd it all before.
A Truckload
I want to buy a truckload of goose feathers, but I can't afford the down payment.
Chickens
Q: Why did the chicken cross the park???
A: To get to the other slide
A: To get to the other slide
Fish
Where do fish like to sleep?
On a waterbed.
On a waterbed.
Going
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Weirdo.
Weirdo who?
Weirdo you think you're going?
Who's there?
Weirdo.
Weirdo who?
Weirdo you think you're going?
Golf
Golfer: Do you notice any improvement since last year?
Caddy: Yes sir, you've bought a new golf bag.
Caddy: Yes sir, you've bought a new golf bag.
Snow
Did you hear about the man who fitted snow tires to his car?
They melted.
They melted.
Wood
What is made of wood but can't be sawed?
Sawdust.
Sawdust.
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