Home / Joke Topics Index / Joke Topics - A / Joke Topic - A Golf Course - 1

Joke Topic - 'A Golf Course'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'A Golf Course'.


What do you call a piece of jewelry that has been lost in the long grass on a golf course?
A diamond in the rough.

Here are some randomly selected joke topics



Patient: Doctor, my stomach hurts!
Doctor: Oh stop bellyaching!


What do you call a man who is able to complete a job in just 30 seconds?
Arthur Minute.


New study of obesity looks for larger test group


Did you hear about the vampire that swallowed a sheep?
He said he felt baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad.


Why is 5 o'clock in the morning a bit like a pigs tail?
Because it's twirly!


Wife: "I can't understand why I gain so much weight, I eat like a bird!"
Husband: "Yeah! you eat twice your own weight every day.


What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?
One minds the train, the other trains the mind.


Errors have occurred.
We won't tell you where or why.
Lazy programmers.


The man who goes into a bar very optimistically usually leaves it very misty optically.

This is page 1 of 1