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Joke Topic - 'A Golf Course'


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What do you call a piece of jewelry that has been lost in the long grass on a golf course?
A diamond in the rough.


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Caveman

What do you call a caveman who is wandering slowly around the place?
A meanderthal man.
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Cows

Why can't you shock cows?
Because they've herd it all before.
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A Truckload

I want to buy a truckload of goose feathers, but I can't afford the down payment.
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Chickens

Q: Why did the chicken cross the park???
A: To get to the other slide
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Fish

Where do fish like to sleep?
On a waterbed.
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Going

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Weirdo.
Weirdo who?
Weirdo you think you're going?
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Golf

Golfer: Do you notice any improvement since last year?
Caddy: Yes sir, you've bought a new golf bag.
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Snow

Did you hear about the man who fitted snow tires to his car?
They melted.
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Wood

What is made of wood but can't be sawed?
Sawdust.

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