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Joke Topic - 'A Golf Course'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'A Golf Course'.

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What do you call a piece of jewelry that has been lost in the long grass on a golf course?
A diamond in the rough.


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Squash

What is the noisiest game?
Squash - because you can't play it without raising a racquet!
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Dracula

What is Dracula's favorite song?
'Fangs for the memory.'
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Food

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Goblin.
Goblin who?
Goblin down your food will give you a tummy ache.
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Marriage

Marriage is like a bath tub....once you are in it for awhile it's not so hot.
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Debate

Debate about hanging suspended
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Cricket

My sister fell in love with a famous cricket player.
She was completely bowled over by him.
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Consultants

Shall we bring in a consultant, or shall we screw it up ourselves?
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Doughnuts

Old doughnut makers never die, they just get tired of the whole business.
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Ring

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Bella!
Bella who?
Bella no ringa, so I knocka!

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