Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Catch
What do we often catch but never see?
A passing remark.
Ducks
Diner: Do you have any wild duck?
Waiter: No, sir, but we could take a contented one and irritate it for you.
Bananas
Why do bananas never get lonely?
Because they hang around in bunches.
Politicians
A politician is someone who shakes your hand before an election and your confidence after it.
Painter
Is Hertz Van Rental a Dutch painter?
Lawyers
What is the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?
The lawyer charges more.
Lawyers
Why did the cucumber hire a lawyer?
Because it was in a pickle.
Whales
Yo' mama's so fat, when she jumped in the ocean, the whales started singing, "We are family!"
Pool
Acoustic: What you shoot pool with.