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Joke Topic - 'A Flying Saucer'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'A Flying Saucer'.

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What do you get if you cross Father Christmas and a flying saucer?
A UF ho ho ho!


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Catch

What do we often catch but never see?
A passing remark.
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Ducks

Diner: Do you have any wild duck?
Waiter: No, sir, but we could take a contented one and irritate it for you.
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Bananas

Why do bananas never get lonely?
Because they hang around in bunches.
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Politicians

A politician is someone who shakes your hand before an election and your confidence after it.
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Painter

Is Hertz Van Rental a Dutch painter?
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Lawyers

What is the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?
The lawyer charges more.
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Lawyers

Why did the cucumber hire a lawyer?
Because it was in a pickle.
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Whales

Yo' mama's so fat, when she jumped in the ocean, the whales started singing, "We are family!"
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Pool

Acoustic: What you shoot pool with.

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