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Joke Topic - 'A Duck'
Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'A Duck'.
What do you get if you cross a rooster with a duck?
An animal that wakes you up at the quack of dawn.
An animal that wakes you up at the quack of dawn.
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a duck?
You get a Christmas quacker.
You get a Christmas quacker.
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What do you give to an injured bird?
Tweetment.
Tweetment.
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A politician is a man who stands for what he thinks the voters will fall for.
Waiters
Waiter, waiter, what do you recommend for my lunch?
For you sir, I would recommend a diet.
For you sir, I would recommend a diet.
Kitten
What do you call a glove for a baby cat?
A kitten mitten.
A kitten mitten.
Horse
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a horse.
Doctor: Don't worry, I'll give you something to make your condition more stable!
Doctor: Don't worry, I'll give you something to make your condition more stable!
Cats
What does a cat like to eat for breakfast?
Mice Krispies.
Mice Krispies.
Silence
Silence isn't always golden, sometimes it's guilt!
Doctors
Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a pack of cards.
Sit down and I'll deal with you later.
Sit down and I'll deal with you later.
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