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Joke Topic - 'A Duck'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'A Duck'.

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What do you get if you cross a rooster with a duck?
An animal that wakes you up at the quack of dawn.
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What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a duck?
You get a Christmas quacker.


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Biscuits

Why do stupid people eat biscuits?
Because they're crackers.
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Errors

Errors have occurred.
We won't tell you where or why.
Lazy programmers.
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Musician

What is the difference between a corpse and a musician?
One composes and the other decomposes.
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Cats

What do cats like on their hot dogs?
Mouse-tard.
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Candles

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Pablo.
Pablo who?
Pablo the candles out.
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Cats

What do you call a cat who ate a duck?
A duck-filled-fatty-puss.
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Noses

When they were handing out noses, you thought that they said roses and so you asked for a big red one.
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Computers

If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.
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Successful

What do you get if you cross a successful book with perfume.
A best smeller.

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