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Joke Topic - 'A Duck'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'A Duck'.


What do you get if you cross a rooster with a duck?
An animal that wakes you up at the quack of dawn.

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a duck?
You get a Christmas quacker.

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How does a barber cut the moon's hair?
Eclipse it.


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How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A fish.


Q: What do you call a lawyer who doesn't chase ambulances?
A: Retired.


I went to the doctor, it was quite serious. He gave me 6 months to live. But when I couldn't pay his bill he gave me another 6 months.


Doctor, Doctor, everyone keeps ignoring me.
Next, please.


Which dog gives you Christmas presents?
Santa Paws.


You know you're having a bad day when you realize that you just sprayed spot remover under your arms instead of deodorant.

A Bad Idea

Why is it a bad idea to tell jokes to an egg?
Because it will crack up.

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