Joke Topic - 'A Drink'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'A Drink'.

Hamish: "Do you know what's the difference between you and a vending machine?"
Jimmy: "No?"
Hamish: "You can get a drink out of a vending machine."

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A Yes Man

He's not a yes man.
When his boss says no, he says no.

I take my wife out every night, but she always manages to find her way home.

Doctor, Doctor.
I can't stop sneezing. What can you give me?
A tissue?
Oh no, it's happening to you as well.

Doctor: How did you get here so quickly?
Patient: Flu.

You know you're having a bad day when - Airline food starts to taste good.

Teacher: "What is the outer part of a tree called?"
Pupil: "I don't know sir."
Teacher: "Bark, boy bark."
Pupil: "Woof-woof."

Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar?
He wanted sweet and sour pork.

A born loser: Somebody who calls the telephone number that's scrawled in lipstick on the phone booth wall -- and his wife answers.

Apathy rules - so what?

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