Here are some randomly selected joke topics
A Yes Man
He's not a yes man.
When his boss says no, he says no.
Wife
I take my wife out every night, but she always manages to find her way home.
Doctors
Doctor, Doctor.
I can't stop sneezing. What can you give me?
A tissue?
Oh no, it's happening to you as well.
Doctors
Doctor: How did you get here so quickly?
Patient: Flu.
Airline Food
You know you're having a bad day when - Airline food starts to taste good.
Teachers
Teacher: "What is the outer part of a tree called?"
Pupil: "I don't know sir."
Teacher: "Bark, boy bark."
Pupil: "Woof-woof."
Farmers
Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar?
He wanted sweet and sour pork.
A Born Loser
A born loser: Somebody who calls the telephone number that's scrawled in lipstick on the phone booth wall -- and his wife answers.
Apathy
Apathy rules - so what?