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Joke Topic - 'A Comedian'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'A Comedian'.
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a comedian.
Doctor: You must be joking.
Doctor: You must be joking.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Chickens
Q: Why did the chicken cross the park???
A: To get to the other slide
A: To get to the other slide
Birds
Q: What do you get if you cross a bird with a magician?
A: A flying sorcerer.
A: A flying sorcerer.
Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jerome.
Jerome who?
Jerome alone.
Who's there?
Jerome.
Jerome who?
Jerome alone.
Water
Diner: Waiter, this water is cloudy.
Waiter: No it isn't, sir. It's the glass that's dirty.
Waiter: No it isn't, sir. It's the glass that's dirty.
Phone
Hi, this is George. I'm sorry I can't answer the phone right now. Leave a
message, and then wait by your phone until I call you back.
Drunks
I'm not as think as you drunk I am.
Oliver Twist
Who wrote Oliver Twist?
How the dickens should I know?
How the dickens should I know?
Be Yourself
Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.
Ghosts
Why is a ghost like a cold breeze?
Because it makes people shiver.
Because it makes people shiver.
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