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Joke Topic - 'A Comedian'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'A Comedian'.

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Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a comedian.
Doctor: You must be joking.


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Bats

What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
You're real fun to hang around with.
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Politicians

Crime is merely politics without the excuses.
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a bottle of gin.
I think you need a little tonic.
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Waiters

Waiter, waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?
The breast stroke, sir.
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Beer

Did you hear about the man who fell into a vat of beer?
He came to a bitter end.
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Crawling

They call him Caterpillar.
Why do they call him that?
Because he got where he is by crawling.
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Keep

What can you keep even though you have given it to someone?
Your word.
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Girlfriends

GILLIE: Will I lose my looks as I get older?
WILLIE: With luck, yes.
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Egg

When is an egg just like a losing team?
When it is being beaten.

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