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Joke Topic - 'A Comedian'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'A Comedian'.

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Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a comedian.
Doctor: You must be joking.


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William Shakespeare

What do you get if you cross a play by William Shakespeare and some eggs?
Omelette.
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Armageddon

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Armageddon.
Armageddon who?
Armageddon out of this place.
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Parrots

What is bright orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.
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Nostalgia

Nostalgia is a thing of the past
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Cowboys

'Did you hear about the cowboy who was hanged for wearing paper trousers?'
'No, why was that?'
'Because they were rustling.'
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Cows

What is a cow's favorite city in America?
Moo York City.
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Skeletons

How do you make a sad skeleton laugh?
You tickle it's funny bone.
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Ducks

What do you call a man with a duck on his head?
Donald.
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Blondes

Q: What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher learning?
A: A visitor.

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