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Joke Topic - 'A Comedian'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'A Comedian'.


Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a comedian.
Doctor: You must be joking.

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What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
You're real fun to hang around with.


Crime is merely politics without the excuses.


Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a bottle of gin.
I think you need a little tonic.


Waiter, waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?
The breast stroke, sir.


Did you hear about the man who fell into a vat of beer?
He came to a bitter end.


They call him Caterpillar.
Why do they call him that?
Because he got where he is by crawling.


What can you keep even though you have given it to someone?
Your word.


GILLIE: Will I lose my looks as I get older?
WILLIE: With luck, yes.


When is an egg just like a losing team?
When it is being beaten.

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