Joke Topic - 'A Comedian'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'A Comedian'.

Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a comedian.
Doctor: You must be joking.

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When Henry VIII came to the throne what was the first thing he did?
He sat down.

What did Santa say to Mrs. Claus on Christmas Eve?
Well, that wraps it up for another year.

How many pilots does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one. He holds the bulb and the world revolves around him.

Which creature helps save people who are drowning in the sea?
The Ghostguard.

Overweight just sorta of snacks up on you.

What do you get if you cross a cow with a grass cutter?
A lawn mooer.

Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?

How did your mom know that you didn't wash your face?
I forgot to wet the soap.

Why was Cinderella so useless at sport?
Because her coach was a pumpkin.

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