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Joke Topic - 'A Comedian'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'A Comedian'.


Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a comedian.
Doctor: You must be joking.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the park???
A: To get to the other slide


Q: What do you get if you cross a bird with a magician?
A: A flying sorcerer.

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jerome who?
Jerome alone.


Diner: Waiter, this water is cloudy.
Waiter: No it isn't, sir. It's the glass that's dirty.


Hi, this is George. I'm sorry I can't answer the phone right now. Leave a message, and then wait by your phone until I call you back.


I'm not as think as you drunk I am.

Oliver Twist

Who wrote Oliver Twist?
How the dickens should I know?

Be Yourself

Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.


Why is a ghost like a cold breeze?
Because it makes people shiver.

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