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Joke Topic - 'A Comedian'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'A Comedian'.


Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a comedian.
Doctor: You must be joking.

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Did you hear about the cat that fell in the yogurt?
He's a sour puss now.


The murderer certainly was ruthless when he committed the crime!
How do you know that?
Because Ruth was with me.


Q: What did the blonde say when she opened the box of cheerios?
A: Oh look, daddy...doughnut seeds


I think animal testing is a terrible idea they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.


What do you call a snake who is employed by the government?
A civil serpent.


Did you hear about the paranoid blood hound?
He was convinced that certain people were following him.

A Locomotive

What do you get if you cross a locomotive with the author of Tom Sawyer?
A choo choo Twain.

Mickey Mouse

Why did NASA send Mickey Mouse into outer space?
To help look for Pluto.


What do you get if you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?
Snacks that go crunch in the night.

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