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Joke Topic - 'A Christmas Tree'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'A Christmas Tree'.

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What do you get if you cross a pig with a Christmas tree?
A pork-u-pine.


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Parrots

What flies through the jungle singing opera?
The parrots of Penzance.
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USA

Why can't a man living in the USA be buried in Canada?
Because he is still alive.
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Toe Nails

They call him toe nails because he is always at the foot of the class.
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Blondes

Q: Why did the blonde scale the glass wall?
A: To see what was on the other side.
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Light

Because light travels faster than sound, is that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
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Light Bulbs

How does an engineer change a light bulb?
As long as lighting levels are within operational parameters, he doesn't !
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Sausage Rolls

How do you make a sausage roll?
Push it.
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Humpty Dumpty

Why was it impossible to put Humpty Dumpty together again?
Because he wasn't all that he was cracked up to be.
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Snakes

What do you call a snake that works on a building site?
A boa constructor.

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