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Joke Topic - 'A Christmas Tree'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'A Christmas Tree'.


What do you get if you cross a pig with a Christmas tree?
A pork-u-pine.

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Why were the bowling pins lying down?
Because they were on strike.


Marriage: The first union to defy management.


Don't rush me I get paid by the hour.

Light Bulbs

How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. "We'll fix it in software."


What type+ of apple isn't an apple?
A pineapple.


What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the normal alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has Noel.


Old bookkeepers never die, they just lose their figure


I haven't lost my mind it's backed up on tape somewhere.


Why do cows have bells around their necks?
Because their horns don't work.

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