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Joke Topic - 'A Christmas Tree'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'A Christmas Tree'.

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What do you get if you cross a pig with a Christmas tree?
A pork-u-pine.


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Bowling

Why were the bowling pins lying down?
Because they were on strike.
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Marriage

Marriage: The first union to defy management.
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Rush

Don't rush me I get paid by the hour.
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Light Bulbs

How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. "We'll fix it in software."
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Apples

What type+ of apple isn't an apple?
A pineapple.
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Christmas

What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the normal alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
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Bookkeepers

Old bookkeepers never die, they just lose their figure
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Computers

I haven't lost my mind it's backed up on tape somewhere.
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Cows

Why do cows have bells around their necks?
Because their horns don't work.

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