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Joke Topic - 'A Christmas Tree'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'A Christmas Tree'.


What do you get if you cross a pig with a Christmas tree?
A pork-u-pine.

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What do you call a bull when it is sleeping?
A bulldozer.


My brother saw a witch riding on a broomstick. He said, 'What are you doing on that?'
The witch said, 'My best friend's got the vacuum cleaner.'


Why do they lock petrol station toilets?
Are they afraid someone will clean them?


What is the noisiest game?
Squash - because you can't play it without raising a racquet!


Why did the lazy man apply for a job in the bakery?
Because he was a loafer.


I'm so broke, I can't even afford to pay attention.


Did you hear about the high class private school where all the pupils were very smelly?
Only filthy rich kids were allowed to go there.


Did you hear about the smuggler that saw a ghost?
It was the ghostguard.

A Gardener

What type of socks does a gardener like to wear when he is working?
Garden hose.

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