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Joke Topic - 'A Christmas Tree'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'A Christmas Tree'.


What do you get if you cross a pig with a Christmas tree?
A pork-u-pine.

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What flies through the jungle singing opera?
The parrots of Penzance.


Why can't a man living in the USA be buried in Canada?
Because he is still alive.

Toe Nails

They call him toe nails because he is always at the foot of the class.


Q: Why did the blonde scale the glass wall?
A: To see what was on the other side.


Because light travels faster than sound, is that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?

Light Bulbs

How does an engineer change a light bulb?
As long as lighting levels are within operational parameters, he doesn't !

Sausage Rolls

How do you make a sausage roll?
Push it.

Humpty Dumpty

Why was it impossible to put Humpty Dumpty together again?
Because he wasn't all that he was cracked up to be.


What do you call a snake that works on a building site?
A boa constructor.

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