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Joke Topic - 'A Christmas Tree'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'A Christmas Tree'.

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What do you get if you cross a pig with a Christmas tree?
A pork-u-pine.


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Bulls

What do you call a bull when it is sleeping?
A bulldozer.
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Witches

My brother saw a witch riding on a broomstick. He said, 'What are you doing on that?'
The witch said, 'My best friend's got the vacuum cleaner.'
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Toilets

Why do they lock petrol station toilets?
Are they afraid someone will clean them?
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Squash

What is the noisiest game?
Squash - because you can't play it without raising a racquet!
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Lazy

Why did the lazy man apply for a job in the bakery?
Because he was a loafer.
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Broke

I'm so broke, I can't even afford to pay attention.
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School

Did you hear about the high class private school where all the pupils were very smelly?
Only filthy rich kids were allowed to go there.
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Ghosts

Did you hear about the smuggler that saw a ghost?
It was the ghostguard.
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A Gardener

What type of socks does a gardener like to wear when he is working?
Garden hose.

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