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Joke Topic - 'A Christmas Present'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'A Christmas Present'.

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Rabbit.
Rabbit who?
Rabbit very carefully, it's a Christmas present!


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Overweight

You know you're overweight and need to diet when your knees buckle but your belt won't.
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Trains

What do you call a train that is carrying toffee?
A chew chew train.
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Will

What do you call a man with legal documents on his head?
Will.
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Zombies

What do you call a zombie who has a bell?
A dead ringer.
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Horses

Why is the old, worn out horse named Flattery?
Because it gets you nowhere.
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Wonder

Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?
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Inferiority

My inferiority complexes aren't as good as yours
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Frogs

What do you call a frog spy?
A croak and dagger agent.
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Dogs

What type of dog wears a uniform and a badge?
A guard dog.

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