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Joke Topic - 'A Christmas Present'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'A Christmas Present'.

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Rabbit.
Rabbit who?
Rabbit very carefully, it's a Christmas present!


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Frogs

What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?
Lily.
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Elephants

Why do elephants have short tails?
Because they can't remember long stories.
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Teacher

"What do you do?" a man asked a pretty girl at a party. "I'm an infant teacher."
"Good gracious! l thought you were at least 26."
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Football

What is a football supporter's favourite Christmas song?
Yule never walk alone.
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Bananas

What do you get if you cross a banana with a comedian?
Peels of laughter.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Rabbit.
Rabbit who?
Rabbit very carefully, it's a Christmas present!
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Knock Knock

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Wendy
Wendy who?
Wendy red red robin goes bob bob bobbin along.
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Dieting

Diet doctor: a man whose patients are wearing thin.
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Waiters

Waiter, waiter, there's a twig in my soup.
Well you did order bird's nest soup, sir.

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