Joke Topic - 'A Christmas Present'

Jenny: Why are all your boyfriends called William? Joan: That's because I'm a bill collector.

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Mae.
Mae who?
Mae be I'll tell you if you let me in.

How do you call a deer with no eyes.
No idea.

Patient: Doctor, doctor, I feel like a car.
Doctor: I would recommend you to take a brake.

Wife: Why did you come came home at 4 am this morning?
Husband: Where else you can go to at 4 in the morning in this town?

What did the dog say when he sat on a piece of sandpaper?
Ruff.

What do you get from a cow that has lost it's memory?
Milk of amnesia.

What does a dentist call x-rays?
tooth-pics.

"Who's been eating my porridge?" asked baby bear.
"Who's been eating my porridge?" asked mother bear.
"Burp" said father bear.