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Joke Topic - 'A Christmas Present'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'A Christmas Present'.

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Rabbit.
Rabbit who?
Rabbit very carefully, it's a Christmas present!


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Boyfriends

Jenny: Why are all your boyfriends called William? Joan: That's because I'm a bill collector.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Mae.
Mae who?
Mae be I'll tell you if you let me in.
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Deer

How do you call a deer with no eyes.
No idea.
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Doctors

Patient: Doctor, doctor, I feel like a car.
Doctor: I would recommend you to take a brake.
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Marriage

Wife: Why did you come came home at 4 am this morning?
Husband: Where else you can go to at 4 in the morning in this town?
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Dogs

What did the dog say when he sat on a piece of sandpaper?
Ruff.
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Amnesia

What do you get from a cow that has lost it's memory?
Milk of amnesia.
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Dentists

What does a dentist call x-rays?
tooth-pics.
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Porridge

"Who's been eating my porridge?" asked baby bear.
"Who's been eating my porridge?" asked mother bear.
"Burp" said father bear.

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