Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Overweight
You know you're overweight and need to diet when your knees buckle but your belt won't.
Trains
What do you call a train that is carrying toffee?
A chew chew train.
Will
What do you call a man with legal documents on his head?
Will.
Zombies
What do you call a zombie who has a bell?
A dead ringer.
Horses
Why is the old, worn out horse named Flattery?
Because it gets you nowhere.
Wonder
Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?
Inferiority
My inferiority complexes aren't as good as yours
Frogs
What do you call a frog spy?
A croak and dagger agent.
Dogs
What type of dog wears a uniform and a badge?
A guard dog.