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Joke Topic - 'A Chimp'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'A Chimp'.


If a monkey is just like his father, what is he frequently called?
A chimp off the old block.

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Hearing Aids

"I just got a new hearing aid. It's the best one I've ever had."
"What kind is it?"
"Oh, about 9:30......."


The shortest distance between two points is the route a man takes when driving his mother-in-law home.


A sign in the window of a restaurant: "Eat now - Pay waiter."


What do you call a Scottish parrot?
A Macaw.


What is bright orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.


Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a horse.
Doctor: Don't worry, I'll give you something to make your condition more stable!


How do you save a drowning mouse?
Give it mouse to mouse resuscitation.


Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.


Why do bees always hum?
Because they can't remember the words.

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