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Joke Topic - 'A Chimp'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'A Chimp'.
If a monkey is just like his father, what is he frequently called?
A chimp off the old block.
A chimp off the old block.
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Hearing Aids
"I just got a new hearing aid. It's the best one I've ever had."
"What kind is it?"
"Oh, about 9:30......."
"What kind is it?"
"Oh, about 9:30......."
Mother-in-law
The shortest distance between two points is the route a man takes when driving his mother-in-law home.
Restaurant
A sign in the window of a restaurant: "Eat now - Pay waiter."
Parrots
What do you call a Scottish parrot?
A Macaw.
A Macaw.
Parrots
What is bright orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.
A carrot.
Horse
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a horse.
Doctor: Don't worry, I'll give you something to make your condition more stable!
Doctor: Don't worry, I'll give you something to make your condition more stable!
Mouse
How do you save a drowning mouse?
Give it mouse to mouse resuscitation.
Give it mouse to mouse resuscitation.
Alcohol
Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.
Bees
Why do bees always hum?
Because they can't remember the words.
Because they can't remember the words.
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