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Joke Topic - 'A Chimp'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'A Chimp'.


If a monkey is just like his father, what is he frequently called?
A chimp off the old block.

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What is a zookie?
A key to the zoo.


Q: What did the blonde say to the physicist?
A: "Why, I just _love_ nuclear fission! What do you use for bait?


You have a striking personality. How long has it been on strike?


What is an astronaut’s favorite place on a computer keyboard?
The space bar.


My girlfriend phoned me and said.. "Come on over there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home!


What is very large, grey and mutters?
A mumbo-jumbo.


Q: Why do blondes like lightning?
A: They think someone is taking their picture.


What did one cannibal say to another?"Who was that girl I saw you with last night?"
"That was no girl, that was my supper."


Cats flattened while you watch.

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