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Joke Topic - 'A Cartoon Character'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'A Cartoon Character'.


What do you get if you cross a tropical fruit with a cartoon character?
Papaya the Sailor Man.

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What do you call someone who claps their hands when the contestants in a Christmas quiz show get the right answer?


John said, 'That bloke up at the tea counter thinks he's a snooker ball.'
My brother said, 'Ah, so that's why he's at the end of the queue.


What did the plumber say to his girlfriend called Flo when he wanted to find a new girlfriend?
It's all over Flo.


My girlfriend just saved me a lot of money - she married someone else.


Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: Give her M&M's and tell her to put them in alpabetical order.


Boyfriend: Is that a new perfume I smell?
Girlfriend: It is, and you do!

How Are You

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Hiram who?
Hiram fine, how are you?

On Time

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Huron who?
Huron time for a change.


Lead me not into temptation -- I can find it for myself.

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