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Joke Topic - 'A Cartoon Character'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'A Cartoon Character'.

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What do you get if you cross a tropical fruit with a cartoon character?
Papaya the Sailor Man.


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Christmas

What do you call someone who claps their hands when the contestants in a Christmas quiz show get the right answer?
Santapplause.
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Snooker

John said, 'That bloke up at the tea counter thinks he's a snooker ball.'
My brother said, 'Ah, so that's why he's at the end of the queue.
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Plumber

What did the plumber say to his girlfriend called Flo when he wanted to find a new girlfriend?
It's all over Flo.
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Girlfriends

My girlfriend just saved me a lot of money - she married someone else.
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Blondes

Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: Give her M&M's and tell her to put them in alpabetical order.
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Girlfriends

Boyfriend: Is that a new perfume I smell?
Girlfriend: It is, and you do!
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How Are You

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Hiram.
Hiram who?
Hiram fine, how are you?
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On Time

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Huron.
Huron who?
Huron time for a change.
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Temptation

Lead me not into temptation -- I can find it for myself.

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