Joke Topic - 'A Cartoon Character'

What do you call an elephant that fails his maths exam?
Dumbo.

Did you hear about the glow-worm that got squashed?
It was de-lighted.

What do you call a dry parrot?
Polyunsaturated.

Everyone has to believe in something
I believe I'll have another beer.

What do you call a rabbit who has fleas?
Bugs bunny.

What is found in the middle of America and Australia? The letter R.

Why does it take so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?

A man went into a pet shop and asked the assistant if they had any dogs going cheap?
He replied, "Sorry sir all ours go woof."

Patient: Please help me Doctor. Whenever I look at my dog I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes.
Doctor: Relax. Your dog is a Dalmatian.