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Joke Topic - 'A Cartoon Character'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'A Cartoon Character'.
What do you get if you cross a tropical fruit with a cartoon character?
Papaya the Sailor Man.
Papaya the Sailor Man.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Chicken
Diner: Waiter, the chicken you served me is nothing but skin and bones.
Waiter: Just a minute, sir. I'll bring you some feathers.
Waiter: Just a minute, sir. I'll bring you some feathers.
Mouse
What's grey, has four legs, and a trunk?
A mouse on vacation.
A mouse on vacation.
Politicians
A politician is a man who stands for what he thinks the voters will fall for.
Bananas
What is yellow and goes click-click?
A ball-point banana.
A ball-point banana.
Puppy
Is dogma a puppy mommy?
Call
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Joan.
Joan who?
Joan call us, we'll call you.
Who's there?
Joan.
Joan who?
Joan call us, we'll call you.
Dogs
Dogs and small children must be carried on the escalator
- if don't have a dog a cat will do
- if don't have a dog a cat will do
Vacation
Where does Dr. Jekyll go for a vacation?
To his summer Hyde-away.
To his summer Hyde-away.
School
Teacher: Today I want you to write an essay on an elephant.
Pupil: But won't we fall off?
Pupil: But won't we fall off?
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