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Joke Topic - 'A Car Mechanic'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'A Car Mechanic'.

Did you hear what happened when a car mechanic went to see a psychiatrist?
He lay down under the couch.

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Coffee

Patient: Doctor, I think that I'm a cup of coffee.
Doctor: Oh, do perk up and don't be such a drip.

What do you call a cat who ate a duck?
A duck-filled-fatty-puss.

Did you hear about the bad tempered civil engineer?
He always built crossroads.

What do you call a man who claps his hands at Christmas time?
Santapplause.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Thunder.
Thunder who?
Thunder the table.

I don't care who you are, what you are driving, or where you would rather be

What do you get if you cross Count Dracula with a plumber?
A drain in the neck.

Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a dog.
How long have you felt like this?
Ever since I was a puppy!

He's not the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree.

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