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Joke Topic - 'A Car Mechanic'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'A Car Mechanic'.
Did you hear what happened when a car mechanic went to see a
psychiatrist?
He lay down under the couch.
He lay down under the couch.
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Eel
What do you get if you cross an eel with a shopper?
A slippery customer.
A slippery customer.
Frogs
What do you call a frog spy?
A croak and dagger agent.
A croak and dagger agent.
Sandwich
How can you tell if there is an elephant in your sandwich?
It's too heavy to lift.
It's too heavy to lift.
Eggs
How can you drop and egg six feet without it breaking?
By dropping it seven feet - it won't break for the first six.
By dropping it seven feet - it won't break for the first six.
Cats
What did the cat do after he had eaten some cheese?
He waited by a mouse hole with baited breath.
He waited by a mouse hole with baited breath.
Cry
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry.
Train
What do you call a train loaded with toffee?
A chew chew train.
A chew chew train.
Husbands
Mary: I hear that you have a model husband?
Joan: It's true he really is a model husband - unfortunately he's not a working model.
Joan: It's true he really is a model husband - unfortunately he's not a working model.
Pets
What kind of pets like to lay around the house all day?
Car-pets!
Car-pets!
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