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Joke Topic - 'A Car Mechanic'


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Did you hear what happened when a car mechanic went to see a psychiatrist?
He lay down under the couch.


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Eel

What do you get if you cross an eel with a shopper?
A slippery customer.
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Frogs

What do you call a frog spy?
A croak and dagger agent.
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Sandwich

How can you tell if there is an elephant in your sandwich?
It's too heavy to lift.
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Eggs

How can you drop and egg six feet without it breaking?
By dropping it seven feet - it won't break for the first six.
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Cats

What did the cat do after he had eaten some cheese?
He waited by a mouse hole with baited breath.
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Cry

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry.
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Train

What do you call a train loaded with toffee?
A chew chew train.
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Husbands

Mary: I hear that you have a model husband?
Joan: It's true he really is a model husband - unfortunately he's not a working model.
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Pets

What kind of pets like to lay around the house all day?
Car-pets!

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