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Joke Topic - 'A Car Mechanic'


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Did you hear what happened when a car mechanic went to see a psychiatrist?
He lay down under the couch.


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Mosquitoes

What do mosquitoes learn in art class?
How to draw blood.
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Doughnuts

Old doughnut makers never die, they just get tired of the whole business.
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Animals

What type of animal is no fun at a party?
A boar!
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Varnish

How do you get rid of varnish?
Remove the 'r'.
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Waiters

Waiter, waiter, have you smoked salmon?
No, sir but I have smoked a pipe.
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Water

Diner: Waiter, this water is cloudy.
Waiter: No it isn't, sir. It's the glass that's dirty.
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Illiterate

Illiterate? Call this number for help.
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Teddy Bear

How do you start a teddy bear race?
Ready! Teddy! Go!
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License

I don't have a license to kill. I have a learner's permit.

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