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Joke Topic - 'A Car Mechanic'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'A Car Mechanic'.
Did you hear what happened when a car mechanic went to see a
psychiatrist?
He lay down under the couch.
He lay down under the couch.
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Did you hear about the music store that was robbed last night?
The thieves made off with the lute.
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What does a bee call his wife?
Honey.
Honey.
Golf
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Why is a dime smarter than a nickel?
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