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Joke Topic - 'A Car Mechanic'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'A Car Mechanic'.

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Did you hear what happened when a car mechanic went to see a psychiatrist?
He lay down under the couch.


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Robbery

Did you hear about the music store that was robbed last night?
The thieves made off with the lute.
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Lightning

Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge
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Saliva

Saliva drools O.K.
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Bee

What does a bee call his wife?
Honey.
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Golf

My brother went to the doctor's and said, 'Some days, I think I'm a golf ball.'
The doctor said, 'Well you've come a fair way to see me...'
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Dogs

What breed of dog sweats the most and drinks a lot of water?
A hot-weiler!
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor will this ointment clear up my spots?
I never make rash promises.
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A Dime

Why is a dime smarter than a nickel?
Because it has more cents.
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An Inferiority Complex

He has an inferiority complex, but not a very good one.

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