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Joke Topic - 'A Car Mechanic'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'A Car Mechanic'.

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Did you hear what happened when a car mechanic went to see a psychiatrist?
He lay down under the couch.


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Mind

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
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Golf

Waiter: What will you have, sir?
Golfer: A club sandwich please.
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Dalmatian

Patient: Please help me Doctor. Whenever I look at my dog I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes.
Doctor: Relax. Your dog is a Dalmatian.
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Friendship

30 Year Friendship Ends At Alter
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Prisoners

What do prisoners use to call each other?
Cell phones.
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Waiters

Waiter, waiter, do they ever change the tablecloths in thls restaurant?
I don't know, sir. I've only been here a year.
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Snowmen

Two snowmen standing in a field one turns to the other and says "can you smell carrots?".
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Hippies

What's the wife of a hippie called?
Mississippi.
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Girlfriends

Last night my girlfriend said that I am a great wit.
Well, she's half right.

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