Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Robbery
Did you hear about the music store that was robbed last night?
The thieves made off with the lute.
Lightning
Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge
Bee
What does a bee call his wife?
Honey.
Golf
My brother went to the doctor's and said, 'Some days, I think I'm a golf ball.'
The doctor said, 'Well you've come a fair way to see me...'
Dogs
What breed of dog sweats the most and drinks a lot of water?
A hot-weiler!
Doctors
Doctor, Doctor will this ointment clear up my spots?
I never make rash promises.
A Dime
Why is a dime smarter than a nickel?
Because it has more cents.
An Inferiority Complex
He has an inferiority complex, but not a very good one.