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Joke Topic - 'A Canoe'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'A Canoe'.


What's the difference between a Scotsman and a canoe?
A canoe sometimes tips.

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A Holly Davidson!


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My great uncle Morris died of deafness. He was so deaf he didn't hear the roadroller coming.


My mum said to my uncle, 'What's got four legs and flies?'
My uncle said, 'Don't tell me, the horse is dead.'

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