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Joke Topic - 'A Canoe'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'A Canoe'.

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What's the difference between a Scotsman and a canoe?
A canoe sometimes tips.


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Dogs

What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?
A dog that chases cars - and catches them.
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Catch The Attention

How do you catch the attention of a surfer?
Wave.
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Cops

Yo momma's so stupid, she got hit by a cup and told cops she got mugged.
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Father Christmas

What make of motorbike does Father Christmas ride around on?
A Holly Davidson!
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Tidy

What do you call a very tidy woman?
Anita House.
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Tablecloths

DINER: How often do you change the tablecloths in this establishment?
WAITER: I don't know, sir, I've only worked here six months.
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Teeth

What do you call a polar bear who has lost all his teeth?
A gummy bear.
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Deaf

My great uncle Morris died of deafness. He was so deaf he didn't hear the roadroller coming.
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Horses

My mum said to my uncle, 'What's got four legs and flies?'
My uncle said, 'Don't tell me, the horse is dead.'

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