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Joke Topic - 'A Canoe'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'A Canoe'.

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What's the difference between a Scotsman and a canoe?
A canoe sometimes tips.


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Remember

I can't remember if I used to be forgetful or not
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Goose

Why did the goose cross the road?
To have a gander at the other side.
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Cookies

Include Your Children when Baking Cookies
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Lunch

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Emma.
Emma who?
Emma too early for lunch?
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Doctors

I went to the doctor, it was quite serious. He gave me 6 months to live. But when I couldn't pay his bill he gave me another 6 months.
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Piano

What do you get if you drop a piano down a mineshaft?
A flat minor!!
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Aliens

What do you get if you cross a student and an alien?
Something from another universe -ity.
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Blondes

Q: What do an intelligent blonde and a UFO have in common.
A: You often hear about them, but you never see one.
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Women Drivers

If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.

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