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Joke Topic - 'A Canoe'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'A Canoe'.

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What's the difference between a Scotsman and a canoe?
A canoe sometimes tips.


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Cookery

Alison: My cookery teacher didn't like what I made in class today.
Jenny: What did you make? A cake? A pizza?
Alison: A big mess.
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Cows

What do you call a cow that just had a calf?
Decalfinated!
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Marriage

My brother said to this girl, 'Would you like my hand in marriage?'
The girl said, 'Alright, but who's getting the rest of you?'
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Free

Why, if the best things in life are free, the next-best things are so expensive?
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Dogs

What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?
A dog that chases cars - and catches them.
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Dentists

What does a dentist call x-rays?
tooth-pics.
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Politicians

Nobody can fix the economy.
Nobody can be trusted with their finger on the button.
Nobody's perfect.
VOTE FOR NOBODY!
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Women Drivers

Nothing confuses a man more than a woman driver who does everything right.
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A Comedian

Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a comedian.
Doctor: You must be joking.

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