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Joke Topic - 'A Canoe'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'A Canoe'.

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What's the difference between a Scotsman and a canoe?
A canoe sometimes tips.


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Eyes

What has four eyes and a mouth?
The Mississippi.
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Civil Servants

How many civil servants does it take to change the light bulb?
45. One to change the bulb, and 44 to do the paperwork.
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The Titanic

Never mind the Titanic - is there any news of the iceberg?
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Cannibals

Did you hear about the cannibal who joined the police force?
He wanted to grill his suspects.
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Ghosts

What do ghosts like to dance to?
Soul music.
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Driving

Why am I the only person on earth that knows how to drive?
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Rabbits

How do you post a rabbit?
By hare mail.
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A Book

Why is a duke like a book?
Because he has a title.
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Nurses

My friend just fell in love with the head nurse at the hospital where he is - I guess you can say that he's taken a turn for the nurse!

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