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Joke Topic - 'A Burglar Alarm'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'A Burglar Alarm'.

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What do you give someone who has everything?
A burglar alarm.


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Cabbage

What is green and goes 'boing, boing, boing'?
A spring cabbage.
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Hair

Is that your hair or has someone poured a plate of spaghetti over your head?
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Marriage

Fred: Have you ever seen one of those machines that can tell when someone is telling a lie?
Joe: Seen one? I married one!
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Restaurant

A sign in the window of a restaurant: "Eat now - Pay waiter."
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Dogs

What breed of dog rides a horse named Macaroni?
Yankee poodle!
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Doctors

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Amanda.
Amanda who?
Amanda doctor's orders at the moment.
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Count

You can always count on your fingers
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One Of Those Things

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jess.
Jess who?
Jess one of those things.
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Car

Why can't a car play football?
Because it only has one boot.

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