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Joke Topic - 'A Burglar Alarm'


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What do you give someone who has everything?
A burglar alarm.


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Friendly

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Cat's purr.
Cat's purr who?
Cat's purr the friendly ghost.
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Bird

How is a bird sitting on a fence like a coin?
Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.
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Marriage

Wife: Why did you come came home at 4 am this morning?
Husband: Where else you can go to at 4 in the morning in this town?
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Boy Scout

Why did the Boy Scout become dizzy?
Because he spent all day doing good turns.
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Light Bulbs

How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. "We'll fix it in software."
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Ghosts

What day of the week is a ghost's favorite? Moanday!
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a bee.
Buzz off. Can't you see that I'm busy?
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Baseball

Why is a baseball team like a pancake?
Because they both need a good batter.
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Spoken

"I haven't spoken to my wife for almost 25 years."
"Why not?"
"She doesn't like being interrupted."

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