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Joke Topic - 'A Burglar Alarm'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'A Burglar Alarm'.

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What do you give someone who has everything?
A burglar alarm.


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Wealthy

What do you call a an extremely wealthy old man who has changed his will six times in the last year?
A fresh heir fiend!
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Soccer

Joe: I was playing soccer yesterday and sprained my ankle. That's why I was absent from school this morning.
Teacher: What a lame excuse that is!
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Dieting

Old dieters never die, they just waist away.
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Donuts

Why did the donut go to the dentist?
It wanted to get a chocolate filling.
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Skeptics

How many skeptics does it take to change a light bulb?
What makes you think a light bulb can be changed anyway?
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Christmas Decorations

What happens if you eat Christmas decorations?
You get tinselitis.
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Centipedes

Why was the centipede dropped from the soccer team?
It took him too long to put his boots on.
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Dogs

What do you call a dog that works in a library?
A hush-puppy!
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Lawyers

What is the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
You take off your shoes to jump on a trampoline!

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