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Joke Topic - 'A Burglar Alarm'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'A Burglar Alarm'.


What do you give someone who has everything?
A burglar alarm.

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What do you call a an extremely wealthy old man who has changed his will six times in the last year?
A fresh heir fiend!


Joe: I was playing soccer yesterday and sprained my ankle. That's why I was absent from school this morning.
Teacher: What a lame excuse that is!


Old dieters never die, they just waist away.


Why did the donut go to the dentist?
It wanted to get a chocolate filling.


How many skeptics does it take to change a light bulb?
What makes you think a light bulb can be changed anyway?

Christmas Decorations

What happens if you eat Christmas decorations?
You get tinselitis.


Why was the centipede dropped from the soccer team?
It took him too long to put his boots on.


What do you call a dog that works in a library?
A hush-puppy!


What is the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
You take off your shoes to jump on a trampoline!

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