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Joke Topic - 'A Burglar Alarm'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'A Burglar Alarm'.


What do you give someone who has everything?
A burglar alarm.

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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Cat's purr.
Cat's purr who?
Cat's purr the friendly ghost.


How is a bird sitting on a fence like a coin?
Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.


Wife: Why did you come came home at 4 am this morning?
Husband: Where else you can go to at 4 in the morning in this town?

Boy Scout

Why did the Boy Scout become dizzy?
Because he spent all day doing good turns.

Light Bulbs

How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. "We'll fix it in software."


What day of the week is a ghost's favorite? Moanday!


Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a bee.
Buzz off. Can't you see that I'm busy?


Why is a baseball team like a pancake?
Because they both need a good batter.


"I haven't spoken to my wife for almost 25 years."
"Why not?"
"She doesn't like being interrupted."

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