Doctor, doctor, I keep seeing an insect spinning in front of my eyes.
Don't worry, it's just a bug that's going round.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Idiots
All men are idiots....I married their king.
Parliament
Guy Fawkes was the sanest man who ever went into the Houses of Parliament - and look what happened to him.
Cookies
What did the cookie say to the unhappy cake?
"Hey, what's eating you?"
Blondes
I might be a dumb blonde but I am good at speling.
Work
I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
Marriage
When Marriage is Outlawed,
Only Outlaws will have Inlaws.
Worry
Famous last words: Don`t worry, I can handle it.
Houses
People who live in glass houses always have to answer the doorbell.
Mother
Billy: My mother has the worst memory in the world.
Frank: She forgets everything?
Billy: No. she remembers everything.