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Joke Topic - 'A Bug'


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Doctor, doctor, I keep seeing an insect spinning in front of my eyes.
Don't worry, it's just a bug that's going round.


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Snakes

What do you call a snake who works for the government?
A civil serpent.
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Salesman

Why was the clock salesman bored?
He had too much time on his hands.
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Ugly

What is big, green, and ugly and never smiles?
The Incredible Sulk.
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Rabbits

Did you hear about the rich rabbit?
He was a millionhare.
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Lawyers

Why did the cucumber hire a lawyer?
Because it was in a pickle.
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Blondes

Q: What are the worst six years in a blonde's life?
A: Third Grade.
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Vampires

Did you hear about the vampire that swallowed a sheep?
He said he felt baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad.
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Lemons

Why did the lemon refuse to argue with the orange?
Because it was yellow.
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Lawyers

What's the difference between a lawyer and a bull?
The lawyer charges more.

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