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Joke Topic - 'A Bug'


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Doctor, doctor, I keep seeing an insect spinning in front of my eyes.
Don't worry, it's just a bug that's going round.


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Cafeteria

Bacteria: The rear portion of the cafeteria!
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Doughnut

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut who?
Doughnut open until Christmas.
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School

Did you hear about the high class private school where all the pupils were very smelly?
Only filthy rich kids were allowed to go there.
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Cats

Why did the two cats get married?
They were a purr-fect match.
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Chickens

What do you call a chicken in a shell suit?
An egg.
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Bakers

Why did the baker work overtime?
Because he kneaded the dough.
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Call

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Joan.
Joan who?
Joan call us, we'll call you.
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Doctors

Patient: I have a splinter in my finger.
Doctor: Well, that's what you get for scratching your head.
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Nothing

If you have nothing to do, please don't do it here.

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