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Joke Topic - 'A Bug'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'A Bug'.


Doctor, doctor, I keep seeing an insect spinning in front of my eyes.
Don't worry, it's just a bug that's going round.

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What do you call a snake who works for the government?
A civil serpent.


Why was the clock salesman bored?
He had too much time on his hands.


What is big, green, and ugly and never smiles?
The Incredible Sulk.


Did you hear about the rich rabbit?
He was a millionhare.


Why did the cucumber hire a lawyer?
Because it was in a pickle.


Q: What are the worst six years in a blonde's life?
A: Third Grade.


Did you hear about the vampire that swallowed a sheep?
He said he felt baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad.


Why did the lemon refuse to argue with the orange?
Because it was yellow.


What's the difference between a lawyer and a bull?
The lawyer charges more.

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