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Joke Topic - 'A Brick Wall'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'A Brick Wall'.

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My brother was banging his. head on a brick wall. I said, 'What're you doing that for?'
He said, 'Because it's a lovely feeling when I stop.'


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Dangerous

What is yellow, hot and highly dangerous?
Shark-infested custard.
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Cannibals

Did you hear about the cannibal who joined the police force?
He wanted to grill his suspects.
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Reality

My reality check just bounced - Insufficient substance.
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Bagpipes

How many bagpipe players does it take to change a light bulb?
Five. One to change the bulb and four to play a lament for the old one!
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Snore

Why is it the loudest snorer is always the first one to get to sleep?
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Dogs

My pet dog is a doberman pincher. All day he goes around pinching dobermans.
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An Outsider

As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?
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Dentists

I wanted to be a dentist, but I didn't have enough pull.
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Ghosts

When ghosts hold a press conference, who does all the talking?
The spooksperson.

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