Joke Topic - 'A Boxer'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'A Boxer'.

Did you hear what happened when Count Dracula knocked out a boxer?
He was out for the Count.

Here are some randomly selected joke topics

Waiters

What do you get when you cross a hen and a waiter?
A hen that lays tables.

How does a cow solve math problems?
With a cowculator.

Old drinkers never die.
They just get plastered.

Doctor, Doctor I tend to flush a lot.
Don't worry it's just a chain reaction.

Yo' momma's so fat, she was standing at a corner and the cops came over and said, "Hey! Break it up!"

Teacher: Today I want you to write an essay on an elephant.
Pupil: But won't we fall off?

What is large, bright and stupid?
A fool moon.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ike.
Ike who?
Ike'n see you through the keyhole.

A FATHER: The man who has complete command, most of the time, of the dog.

This is page 1 of 1