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Joke Topic - 'A Boxer'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'A Boxer'.

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Did you hear what happened when Count Dracula knocked out a boxer?
He was out for the Count.


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Salad

What do you call a salad that is a coward?
A chicken salad.
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Light Bulbs

How many civil servants does it take to change the light bulb?
45. One to change the bulb, and 44 to do the paperwork.
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Consultants

A consultant is a person who borrows your watch, tells you what time it is, pockets the watch, and sends you a bill for it.
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Fat

Yo momma so fat she can sit on a dollar and make change.
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Beer

Yesterday, Sandy McNab was run over by a beer delivery truck. It was the first time for years that the drinks had been on him.
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Dentists

Why did the king visit the dentist?
Because he wanted to have his teeth crowned!
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Scottish

How do you get a Scotsman to climb onto the roof of his home?
Tell him that the drinks are on the house.
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Potato

What is the friendliest vegetable?
A sweet potato.
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Girlfriends

Joe: My girlfriend uses lemon juice for her complexion.
Bob: Maybe that's why she always looks so sour-faced.

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