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Joke Topic - 'A Born Loser'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'A Born Loser'.

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A born loser: Somebody who calls the telephone number that's scrawled in lipstick on the phone booth wall -- and his wife answers.


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Soap

Customer: I'd like a bar of soap please.
Shop Assistant: Would you like it scented?
Customer: No, I want to take it with me now.
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Waiters

Waiter, waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup.
Yes, sir, it's the hot water that kills them.
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Apathetic

I used to be apathetic ... but now I don't care
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Waiters

Waiter, Waiter.
There's a fly in my soup.
What do you want me to do, call a lifeguard.
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Failure

Who's General Failure & why's he reading my disk?
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Decisions

This is a day for final decisions!
Or is it?
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Umbrellas

What is most useful when it is used up?
An umbrella.
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Dogs

What did the dog say when he sat on a piece of sandpaper?
Ruff.
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Cows

What do you get if you cross a cow with a grass cutter?
A lawn mooer.

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