Joke Topic - 'A Black Belt'

How do you learn to be a judge?
Usually by trial and error.

Q. Some months have 31 days how many have 28?
all of them - all months have (at least) 28 days.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Faye.
Faye who?
Fayeding away.

This girl went to the doctor. She said, 'I keep thinking there's two of me.
The doctor said, just wait and 'I'll deal with you one at a time.'

What does a cat like to eat for dessert?
Mice pudding!

How do you stop moles digging up your garden?
Hide the spades.

Where does a woodsman keep his pigs?
In a hog cabin.

Who is never hungry on Christmas Day?
The turkey - it's always stuffed.

Teacher to Pupil: What do you get if you divide 2365 by 37?
Pupil: The wrong answer, I expect, Miss.