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Joke Topic - 'A Black Belt'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'A Black Belt'.

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How do you know that Santa is good at karate?
Because he has a black belt!


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Civil Servants

How many civil servants does it take to change the light bulb?
45. One to change the bulb, and 44 to do the paperwork.
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Rabbits

How do you post a rabbit?
By hare mail.
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Pirates

Where does Blackbeard the Pirate hide his treasure chest?
Underneath his treasure shirt.
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, I feel like I'm part of the Internet!
Well, you do look a site.
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Thieves

What do you call five thieves on surfboards?
A crime wave.
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Food

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Goblin.
Goblin who?
Goblin down your food will give you a tummy ache.
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Vampires

Why was the vampire sent to jail?
He tried to rob the local blood bank!
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Birthdays

When is a birthday cake just like a golf ball?
After it’s been sliced.
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Cats

What do you call a cat who likes to eat lemons?
A sourpuss!

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