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Joke Topic - 'A Black Belt'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'A Black Belt'.


How do you know that Santa is good at karate?
Because he has a black belt!

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What do you call a an extremely wealthy old man who has changed his will six times in the last year?
A fresh heir fiend!


Did you hear about the cement truck that crashed into the prison bus?
They ended up with a bunch of hardened criminals.


Is that seat saved? No, but we're praying for it.


What breed of dog sweats the most and drinks a lot of water?
A hot-weiler!


Did you hear that the man who invented the clock has written his autobiography?
It's about time.


What do a blonde and a car have in common?
They both can drive you crazy.


Rose: My mother wants me married so badly.
Maria: Why do you say that?
Cindy: Every time I bring a guy home she measures him for a tuxedo.


Why does it take so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?


Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
A. So he can ho-ho-ho.

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