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Joke Topic - 'A Black Belt'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'A Black Belt'.

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How do you know that Santa is good at karate?
Because he has a black belt!


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Wealthy

What do you call a an extremely wealthy old man who has changed his will six times in the last year?
A fresh heir fiend!
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Prison

Did you hear about the cement truck that crashed into the prison bus?
They ended up with a bunch of hardened criminals.
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Praying

Is that seat saved? No, but we're praying for it.
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Dogs

What breed of dog sweats the most and drinks a lot of water?
A hot-weiler!
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Clocks

Did you hear that the man who invented the clock has written his autobiography?
It's about time.
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Blondes

What do a blonde and a car have in common?
They both can drive you crazy.
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Mother

Rose: My mother wants me married so badly.
Maria: Why do you say that?
Cindy: Every time I bring a guy home she measures him for a tuxedo.
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Teenagers

Why does it take so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?
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Christmas

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
A. So he can ho-ho-ho.

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