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Joke Topic - 'A Black Belt'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'A Black Belt'.

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How do you know that Santa is good at karate?
Because he has a black belt!


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The Lottery

Can you call someone on the other side of the international date line and get tomorrow's winning lottery numbers?
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Snooker

Where does the gardener like to play snooker?
In the potting shed.
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Blondes

What do a blonde and a car have in common?
They both can drive you crazy.
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Light Bulbs

How many real men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. Real men aren't afraid of the dark.
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Bars

I was out drinking in a bar last night and a woodworm asked me: "Is the bar tender here?
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Chickens

Q: Why did the chicken cross the park???
A: To get to the other slide
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Teachers

Old teachers never die, they just grade away.
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Pizza

Did you hear the joke about pizza?
Never mind, it's too cheesy.
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Happened

Did you hear what happened to the man who decked the halls?
He was charged with assault.

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