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Joke Topic - 'A Black Belt'


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How do you know that Santa is good at karate?
Because he has a black belt!


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Judges

How do you learn to be a judge?
Usually by trial and error.
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Months

Q. Some months have 31 days how many have 28?
all of them - all months have (at least) 28 days.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Faye.
Faye who?
Fayeding away.
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Doctors

This girl went to the doctor. She said, 'I keep thinking there's two of me.
The doctor said, just wait and 'I'll deal with you one at a time.'
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Dessert

What does a cat like to eat for dessert?
Mice pudding!
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Moles

How do you stop moles digging up your garden?
Hide the spades.
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Pigs

Where does a woodsman keep his pigs?
In a hog cabin.
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Christmas Day

Who is never hungry on Christmas Day?
The turkey - it's always stuffed.
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School

Teacher to Pupil: What do you get if you divide 2365 by 37?
Pupil: The wrong answer, I expect, Miss.

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