Joke Topic - 'A Black Belt'

What’s it like to he kissed by a vampire?
It's a real pain in the neck.

Why did the dog run after the duck?
Because everyone kept telling him to get down.

How does a barber cut the moon's hair?
Eclipse it.

What did the cannibals say to their nextdoor neighbors?
We'd really love to have you over for dinner!"

Who surfs the Internet and goes, 'Choo, Choo'?
Thomas the Search Engine.

What do you call a very tidy woman?
Anita House.

The more you complain, the longer God makes you live.

You know you're having a bad day when - You start to put up the clothes you wore home from the party last night ....and there aren't any.

What did the road say to the bridge?
You make me cross.