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Joke Topic - 'A Black Belt'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'A Black Belt'.


How do you know that Santa is good at karate?
Because he has a black belt!

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The Lottery

Can you call someone on the other side of the international date line and get tomorrow's winning lottery numbers?


Where does the gardener like to play snooker?
In the potting shed.


What do a blonde and a car have in common?
They both can drive you crazy.

Light Bulbs

How many real men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. Real men aren't afraid of the dark.


I was out drinking in a bar last night and a woodworm asked me: "Is the bar tender here?


Q: Why did the chicken cross the park???
A: To get to the other slide


Old teachers never die, they just grade away.


Did you hear the joke about pizza?
Never mind, it's too cheesy.


Did you hear what happened to the man who decked the halls?
He was charged with assault.

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