Joke Topic - 'A Big Mouth'

It's your right to be stupid, but it doesn't mean you need to be!

Maid: Your husband's locked up for the night, ma'am.
Mistress: Fine, but I didn't hear him come in.
Maid: He didn't. The police just phoned.

What do you call a parrot when it has dried itself after taking a bath?
Polly unsaturated.

Why are goats fun to have at your party?
They are always kidding around.

What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea.

Why do elephants have big ears?
Because Noddy won't pay the ransom.

Why a man would want to marry one wife is a mystery.
Marrying two is a bigamystery.

Waiter, waiter, do they ever change the tablecloths in thls restaurant?
I don't know, sir. I've only been here a year.

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