Joke Topic - 'A Battery'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'A Battery'.

Did you hear about the man who was caught stealing a battery?
He was put in a dry cell.

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Don't Honk - I'm Pedaling as Fast as I Can.

Why did the evergreen tree go on a strict diet?
Because it had become a porky pine.

Why do vampires never get fat?
They eat necks to nothing.

Did you hear about the cat who drank 3 bowls of milk?
He set a new lap record.

"You're a high-priced lawyer! If I give you $500, will you answer two questions for me?"
"Absolutely! What's your second question?"

Yo momma so fat she can sit on a dollar and make change.

Q: Why didn't the Blonde have any ice cubes for her party?
A: She lost the recipe.

Did you hear what happened when Count Dracula knocked out a boxer?
He was out for the Count.

Why did the chicken just pretend it was going to cross the road?
Because it was a practical yoker.

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