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Joke Topic - 'A Battery'


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Did you hear about the man who was caught stealing a battery?
He was put in a dry cell.


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Politicians

How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change it, and another one to change it back again.
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Bachelors

How do you scare a confirmed bachelor?
Sneak up behind him and start throwing confetti.
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Blondes

We have a Blonde where I work, who is so dumb she thinks Manual Labor is a Mexican.
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Alligators

What do you get if you cross an alligator with a flower?
I don't know, but I'm not going to smell it.
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Slept

Jess: I haven't slept for days and I'm still not tired!
Wess: That's incredible! How do you do it?
Jess: I sleep nights!
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Doctors

Patient: I have a splinter in my finger.
Doctor: Well, that's what you get for scratching your head.
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Frankenstein

How did Frankenstein eat his food?
He bolted it down.
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Alphabet Soup

Why did the man order alphabet soup in the restaurant?
He wanted to eat his words.
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The Biggest Handicap

What is the biggest handicap in golf?
Being honest.

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