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Joke Topic - 'A Battery'


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Did you hear about the man who was caught stealing a battery?
He was put in a dry cell.


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Polar Bear

What do you call a polar bear who has lost all his teeth?
A gummy bear.
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Alcohol

Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.
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Stamps

How many 2 cent stamps are there in a dozen?
12
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Baseball

What does a baseball pitcher like to do on his birthday?
Throw a party.
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Computer Programmers

How many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
They don't know how to - it's a hardware problem.
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A Zebra

What do you get if you cross a zebra and a pig?
Striped sausages.
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Boyfriends

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Kisses.
Kisses who?
Kisses your boyfriend here!
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Blondes

Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two. One to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call, "Daaady!"
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Dieting

The dieter's motto.
If at first you don't recede, diet again.

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