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Joke Topic - 'A Battery'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'A Battery'.


Did you hear about the man who was caught stealing a battery?
He was put in a dry cell.

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Polar Bear

What do you call a polar bear who has lost all his teeth?
A gummy bear.


Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.


How many 2 cent stamps are there in a dozen?


What does a baseball pitcher like to do on his birthday?
Throw a party.

Computer Programmers

How many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
They don't know how to - it's a hardware problem.

A Zebra

What do you get if you cross a zebra and a pig?
Striped sausages.


Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Kisses who?
Kisses your boyfriend here!


Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two. One to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call, "Daaady!"


The dieter's motto.
If at first you don't recede, diet again.

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