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Joke Topic - 'A Battery'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'A Battery'.


Did you hear about the man who was caught stealing a battery?
He was put in a dry cell.

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Because it had become a porky pine.


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They eat necks to nothing.


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He set a new lap record.


"You're a high-priced lawyer! If I give you $500, will you answer two questions for me?"
"Absolutely! What's your second question?"


Yo momma so fat she can sit on a dollar and make change.


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A: She lost the recipe.


Did you hear what happened when Count Dracula knocked out a boxer?
He was out for the Count.


Why did the chicken just pretend it was going to cross the road?
Because it was a practical yoker.

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