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Joke Topic - 'A Battery'


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Did you hear about the man who was caught stealing a battery?
He was put in a dry cell.


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Thunder

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Thunder.
Thunder who?
Thunder the table.
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Squirrels

How do you catch a squirrel
You climb up a tree and act like a nut.
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Flies

What do you call a fly that has no wings?
A walk.
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Doctors

Patient: Doctor, what is the best thing to do when you hear ringing your ear?
Doctor: Answer it.
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Blondes

How do you drown a blonde?
Put a mirror on the bottom of the swimming pool.
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Your Opinion

When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.
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Doctor

The doctor checked the patient's purse before deciding that there was no hope.
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Dracula

Why did Dracula's wife leave him?
Because he was a pain in the neck.
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Teachers

Son: My teacher must be really old.
Father: Why is that son?
Son: Well, today in class, he told us that he used to teach Shakespeare.

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