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Joke Topic - 'A Battery'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'A Battery'.


Did you hear about the man who was caught stealing a battery?
He was put in a dry cell.

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Thunder who?
Thunder the table.


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You climb up a tree and act like a nut.


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A walk.


Patient: Doctor, what is the best thing to do when you hear ringing your ear?
Doctor: Answer it.


How do you drown a blonde?
Put a mirror on the bottom of the swimming pool.

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When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.


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Because he was a pain in the neck.


Son: My teacher must be really old.
Father: Why is that son?
Son: Well, today in class, he told us that he used to teach Shakespeare.

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