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Joke Topic - 'A Bandstand'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'A Bandstand'.


How do you make a bandstand?
Take their chairs away.

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Hot Weather

Bill: Does this hot weather disagree with your mother?
Fred: It wouldn't dare!


Customer: I'd like a pair of stockings for my wife.
Storekeeper: Sheer?
Customer: No, she's at home.


Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.


Old bookkeepers never die, they just lose their figure

Road Maps

I once drove to the South of France in six days. It took me four days to get there and two days to fold up the road maps.


Why was the vampire sent to jail?
He tried to rob the local blood bank!


There are two sorts of politicians: those who can talk nonsense on any subject under the sun, and those who donít need a subject.


What always becomes more difficult to catch the faster you run?
Your breath.


What do you call tiny bugs that live on the moon?
Luna ticks!

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