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Joke Topic - 'A Bandstand'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'A Bandstand'.
How do you make a bandstand?
Take their chairs away.
Take their chairs away.
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Girlfriends
Fred: My girlfriend spends hours in front of the mirror admiring her beauty. Do you think that's vanity?
George: No, it's just imagination.
George: No, it's just imagination.
Travels
What do you call a wizard who travels in outer space?
A flying sorcerer.
A flying sorcerer.
Parrots
What do you get if you cross a very talkative parrot with an ape?
A blab-boon.
A blab-boon.
Astronauts
Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spaceship
Doctors
Doctor, Doctor, I've just swallowed a clock!
Don't worry - there's no cause for alarm.
Don't worry - there's no cause for alarm.
Elephant
Why wasn't the elephant allowed on the plane?
Because his trunk wouldn't fit under the seat in front of him.
Because his trunk wouldn't fit under the seat in front of him.
Lifeguards
What do you call a lifeguard with no legs?
Bob.
Bob.
Swiss
How do you make a Swiss roll?
Push him off the mountain.
Push him off the mountain.
Beer
24 hours in a day...24 beers in a case...coincidence?
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