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Joke Topic - 'A Bandstand'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'A Bandstand'.


How do you make a bandstand?
Take their chairs away.

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Patient: Doctor, I've just swallowed a spoon.
Doctor: Well, sit down and don't stir yourself.


Why do sheep never have enough money to go away on a vacation?
The farmer is always fleecing them.

Doggie Bags

Customer: Why don't you have doggie bags?
Waiter: That would be considered cruelty to animals.


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Bill: I just finished my first book.
Joe: Well done.
Bill: Thanks. Next year I'm planning to read another one.


Why was the daddy pig angry with his piglets?
They called him an old boar.

Dog Biscuits

What is the main ingredient of dog biscuits?
Collie flour.

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