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Joke Topic - 'A Bandstand'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'A Bandstand'.


How do you make a bandstand?
Take their chairs away.

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What kind of dog is good at looking after children?
A baby setter.

Santa Claus

Who carries a sack and bites people?
Santa Jaws.


Did you hear about woman who couldn't find a singing partner?
She ended up buying a duet-your-self kit.


What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?
Finding half a maggot...


Did you hear what happened when the Eskimo girl fell out with her boyfriend?
She gave him the cold shoulder.


What is red and black, red and black, red and black?
A zebra with sunburn.


Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.


What do you get if you pour warm water down a rabbit hole?
Hot cross bunnies.


Some people have a chip on their shoulder.
He has a whole lumberyard.

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