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Joke Topic - 'A Bandstand'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'A Bandstand'.

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How do you make a bandstand?
Take their chairs away.


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Doctor

Patient: Doctor, I've just swallowed a spoon.
Doctor: Well, sit down and don't stir yourself.
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Sheep

Why do sheep never have enough money to go away on a vacation?
The farmer is always fleecing them.
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Doggie Bags

Customer: Why don't you have doggie bags?
Waiter: That would be considered cruelty to animals.
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Whales

Save the whales - collect the whole set
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Photographers

Old photographers never die, they just stop developing.
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Ghosts

What do ghosts like to eat for their lunch?
Spook-etti.
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Book

Bill: I just finished my first book.
Joe: Well done.
Bill: Thanks. Next year I'm planning to read another one.
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Pigs

Why was the daddy pig angry with his piglets?
They called him an old boar.
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Dog Biscuits

What is the main ingredient of dog biscuits?
Collie flour.

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