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Joke Topic - 'A Bandstand'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'A Bandstand'.

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How do you make a bandstand?
Take their chairs away.


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Dogs

What kind of dog is good at looking after children?
A baby setter.
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Santa Claus

Who carries a sack and bites people?
Santa Jaws.
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Singing

Did you hear about woman who couldn't find a singing partner?
She ended up buying a duet-your-self kit.
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Maggot

What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?
Finding half a maggot...
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Boyfriend

Did you hear what happened when the Eskimo girl fell out with her boyfriend?
She gave him the cold shoulder.
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Zebras

What is red and black, red and black, red and black?
A zebra with sunburn.
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Mind

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
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Rabbits

What do you get if you pour warm water down a rabbit hole?
Hot cross bunnies.
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Chip

Some people have a chip on their shoulder.
He has a whole lumberyard.

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