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Joke Topic - 'A Bandstand'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'A Bandstand'.

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How do you make a bandstand?
Take their chairs away.


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Hot Weather

Bill: Does this hot weather disagree with your mother?
Fred: It wouldn't dare!
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Stockings

Customer: I'd like a pair of stockings for my wife.
Storekeeper: Sheer?
Customer: No, she's at home.
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Sarcasm

Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
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Bookkeepers

Old bookkeepers never die, they just lose their figure
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Road Maps

I once drove to the South of France in six days. It took me four days to get there and two days to fold up the road maps.
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Vampires

Why was the vampire sent to jail?
He tried to rob the local blood bank!
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Politicians

There are two sorts of politicians: those who can talk nonsense on any subject under the sun, and those who donít need a subject.
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Breath

What always becomes more difficult to catch the faster you run?
Your breath.
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Ticks

What do you call tiny bugs that live on the moon?
Luna ticks!

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