Joke Topic - 'A Bakery'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'A Bakery'.

Why did the lazy man apply for a job in a bakery?
So he could just loaf around all day.

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What do you call a crazy spaceman?
An astronut.

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About half way.

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An animal that likes to chase low flying aeroplanes.

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When did this start?
Well first I created the sun, then the earth...

What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego set?
A boa constructor.

How do you get your revenge on a doctor?
Give him a taste of his own medicine.

Teacher: Today I want you to write an essay on an elephant.
Pupil: But won't we fall off?

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