Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Cannibals
Have you noticed that most cannibal jokes are not in good taste?
A Man
What do you call a man with a beach on his head?
Sandy.
Teachers
Why did the teacher need to wear dark glasses?
Because she had such a bright class.
Phone
Hi, this is George. I'm sorry I can't answer the phone right now. Leave a
message, and then wait by your phone until I call you back.
Failure
Who's General Failure & why's he reading my disk?
Water
Save water - dilute it
Light Bulbs
How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?
One after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
Television
Bill: I was on the television last night.
George: Were you?
Bill: Yeah. When I'm drunk I'll fall sleep anywhere.
Relatives
Where there's a will there's a relative