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Joke Topic - 'A Bad Stomach'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'A Bad Stomach'.

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I've got a bad stomach.
Well just keep your coat on and on one will notice.


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Robbers

Did you hear about the robbers who fell in the sea?
They started a crime wave.
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Blondes

What do UFOs and smart blondes have in common?
You keep hearing about them, but never see any.
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Teeth

What do you call a polar bear who has lost all his teeth?
A gummy bear.
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Bride

The bride looked stunning and the groom looked stunned.
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Pigs

Why did the pig write a letter to his friend?
Because they were pen pals.
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Lawyers

How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?
One, but he'll bill you for five!
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The Ocean

Why is a Christmas pudding just like the ocean?
it's full of currants!
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Christmas

You know it must be summer when you see Hamish throwing his Christmas tree away.
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Astronauts

How do you get a baby astronaut to go to sleep?
You rock-et.

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