Joke Topic - 'A Bad Stomach'

What time does a duck wake up?
At the quack of dawn.

Where do fish wash?
In a river basin.

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas and a flying saucer?
A UF ho ho ho!

I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

Did you hear about the detective who became famous after solving crimes by pure chance?
He was called Sheer - Luck Holmes.

When her boyfriend actually agrees with her, she lets him have his own way.

How many advertising executives does it take to change a light bulb?
That's an interesting question. What do you think?

Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?
A: An air bag.

Bill: So your son is at college. . . what's he going to be when he gets through?
Father: A pensioner.