Joke Topic - 'A Bad Stomach'

Did you hear about the robbers who fell in the sea?
They started a crime wave.

What do UFOs and smart blondes have in common?
You keep hearing about them, but never see any.

What do you call a polar bear who has lost all his teeth?
A gummy bear.

The bride looked stunning and the groom looked stunned.

Why did the pig write a letter to his friend?
Because they were pen pals.

How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?
One, but he'll bill you for five!

Why is a Christmas pudding just like the ocean?
it's full of currants!

You know it must be summer when you see Hamish throwing his Christmas tree away.

How do you get a baby astronaut to go to sleep?
You rock-et.