Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Robbers
Did you hear about the robbers who fell in the sea?
They started a crime wave.
Blondes
What do UFOs and smart blondes have in common?
You keep hearing about them, but never see any.
Teeth
What do you call a polar bear who has lost all his teeth?
A gummy bear.
Bride
The bride looked stunning and the groom looked stunned.
Pigs
Why did the pig write a letter to his friend?
Because they were pen pals.
Lawyers
How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?
One, but he'll bill you for five!
The Ocean
Why is a Christmas pudding just like the ocean?
it's full of currants!
Christmas
You know it must be summer when you see Hamish throwing his Christmas tree away.
Astronauts
How do you get a baby astronaut to go to sleep?
You rock-et.