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Joke Topic - 'A Bad Stomach'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'A Bad Stomach'.


I've got a bad stomach.
Well just keep your coat on and on one will notice.

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Did you hear about the robbers who fell in the sea?
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You keep hearing about them, but never see any.


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How do you get a baby astronaut to go to sleep?
You rock-et.

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