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Joke Topic - 'A Bad Idea'
Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'A Bad Idea'.
Why is it a bad idea to iron a four leaf clover?
Because you should never press your luck.
Because you should never press your luck.
Why is it a bad idea to tell jokes to an egg?
Because it will crack up.
Because it will crack up.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
People
Who do you call the two people who cause the most embarrassment at the annual school parents' evening?
Mum and dad.
Mum and dad.
Blondes
Q: Why do blondes to drive BMWs?
A: Because they can spell it.
A: Because they can spell it.
Dyslexic
A dyslexic man walked into a bra.
Advice
Take my advice; I don't use it
anyway.
Overweight
What do you call an overweight cat?
A flabby tabby.
A flabby tabby.
Pigs
Why did the pig give his girlfriend a bunch of flowers?
It was Valenswine's Day!
It was Valenswine's Day!
Listening
Of course I'm listening to you don't you see me yawning?
Dracula
What type of car does Dracula drive?
A bloodmobile.
A bloodmobile.
Ape
What tool does an ape use to fix a leaking tap?
A monkey wrench.
A monkey wrench.
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