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Joke Topic - 'A Bad Idea'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'A Bad Idea'.

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Why is it a bad idea to iron a four leaf clover?
Because you should never press your luck.
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Why is it a bad idea to tell jokes to an egg?
Because it will crack up.


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Kleptomaniac

Don't worry if you're a kleptomaniac, you can always take something for it.
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Walk

What is something that is unable to walk but can run?
A river.
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Mediocre

Only the mediocre are always at their best
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Old

When I get old will the calves on my legs be cows?
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Getting Old

You know you're getting old when your back goes out more than you do.
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Men

Men are like a pack of cards, you need a heart to love them, a diamond to marry them, a club to batter them, and a spade to bury them.
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Money

Why is it not difficult to swindle sheep out of their money?
Because it is easy to pull the wool over their eyes.
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Piglets

Why didn't the piglets want to listen to their grandfather when he told them a story?
Because he was an old bore.
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Salary

You can name your own salary here. I call mine Fred.

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