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Joke Topic - 'A Bad Idea'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'A Bad Idea'.


Why is it a bad idea to iron a four leaf clover?
Because you should never press your luck.

Why is it a bad idea to tell jokes to an egg?
Because it will crack up.

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A politician has to be able to see both sides of an issue, so he can get around it.


What do you call a man who claps his hands at Christmas time?

Light Bulbs

How many Oliver Norths does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How can he? He sold all the light bulbs to Iran.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cliff who?


A herd of highland cows are standing in a field in Scotland.
Which one is on holiday?
The one with the wee calf.

Light Bulbs

How many Bob Dylan fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind. The answer is blowin' in the wind.


Why is Dracula so unpopular?
Because he's a real pain in the neck.


How do you get a baby astronaut to go to sleep?
You rock-et.


Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent.

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