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Joke Topic - 'A Bad Idea'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'A Bad Idea'.

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Why is it a bad idea to iron a four leaf clover?
Because you should never press your luck.
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Why is it a bad idea to tell jokes to an egg?
Because it will crack up.


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Politicians

The statesman shears the sheep, the politician skins them.
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Popeye

Who makes suits and eats spinach?
Popeye the Tailorman.
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Trousers

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dakota.
Dakota who?
Dakota fits perfectly, but the trousers are too long.
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Christmas

What do sad Christmas trees do?
They pine a lot.
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Elephants

Q: Why are elephants large, grey and wrinkled?
A: Because if they were small, white and smooth they'd be asprins.
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Oranges

Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?
It ran out of juice.
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Noisiest

What is the noisiest pet?
A trumpet.
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Snowmen

Where do Snowmen go to dance?
To snowballs.
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Wisdom

What do you get from a well-educated oyster?
Pearls of wisdom.

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