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Joke Topic - 'A Bad Idea'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'A Bad Idea'.


Why is it a bad idea to iron a four leaf clover?
Because you should never press your luck.

Why is it a bad idea to tell jokes to an egg?
Because it will crack up.

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Don't worry if you're a kleptomaniac, you can always take something for it.


What is something that is unable to walk but can run?
A river.


Only the mediocre are always at their best


When I get old will the calves on my legs be cows?

Getting Old

You know you're getting old when your back goes out more than you do.


Men are like a pack of cards, you need a heart to love them, a diamond to marry them, a club to batter them, and a spade to bury them.


Why is it not difficult to swindle sheep out of their money?
Because it is easy to pull the wool over their eyes.


Why didn't the piglets want to listen to their grandfather when he told them a story?
Because he was an old bore.


You can name your own salary here. I call mine Fred.

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