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Joke Topic - 'A Bad Idea'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'A Bad Idea'.


Why is it a bad idea to iron a four leaf clover?
Because you should never press your luck.

Why is it a bad idea to tell jokes to an egg?
Because it will crack up.

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Who do you call the two people who cause the most embarrassment at the annual school parents' evening?
Mum and dad.


Q: Why do blondes to drive BMWs?
A: Because they can spell it.


A dyslexic man walked into a bra.


Take my advice; I don't use it anyway.


What do you call an overweight cat?
A flabby tabby.


Why did the pig give his girlfriend a bunch of flowers?
It was Valenswine's Day!


Of course I'm listening to you don't you see me yawning?


What type of car does Dracula drive?
A bloodmobile.


What tool does an ape use to fix a leaking tap?
A monkey wrench.

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