Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Girlfriends
What did the firefly say to his girlfriend?
You light up my life.
Golf
Wife: Where are you going with your golf clubs?
Husband: To a tee party.
Debate
Debate about hanging suspended
Your Apology
I'm a self-made man.
We accept your apology.
Hockey
Which monks play in the National Hockey League?
The Philadelphia Friars.
Teddy Bears
What do you call a teddy bear who has been left at the alter by his bride-to-be?
Jilted.
Doctors
Doctor, doctor, I've got a little sty.
Well you'd better buy a little pig for it then.
Elephants
What is very large, grey and mutters?
A mumbo-jumbo.
Light Bulbs
How many Labour Party members does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They haven't got a policy on that.