Joke Topic - 'A Bad Company'

What did the firefly say to his girlfriend?
You light up my life.

Wife: Where are you going with your golf clubs?
Husband: To a tee party.

Debate about hanging suspended

I'm a self-made man.
We accept your apology.

Which monks play in the National Hockey League?
The Philadelphia Friars.

What do you call a teddy bear who has been left at the alter by his bride-to-be?
Jilted.

Doctor, doctor, I've got a little sty.
Well you'd better buy a little pig for it then.

What is very large, grey and mutters?
A mumbo-jumbo.

How many Labour Party members does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They haven't got a policy on that.