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Jokes About The Internet - Page 1


Here are some jokes about the internet. There are 3 jokes in this category.

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Jokes About The Internet
Have you visited the new website about trains?
It's just the ticket.
Jokes About The Internet
Why did the spider go on the internet?
It was searching for a new website.
Jokes About The Internet
Who surfs the Internet and goes, 'Choo, Choo'?
Thomas the Search Engine.


Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories

Horses

My mum said to my uncle, 'What's got four legs and flies?'
My uncle said, 'Don't tell me, the horse is dead.'

Exam

What is black and white and hard all over?
An exam paper.

History

Why is history just like a fruit cake?
Because it's full of dates.

Blondes

How did the blonde try to kill the bird?
She threw it off a cliff.

Girlfriends

When her boyfriend actually agrees with her, she lets him have his own way.

Trousers

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dakota.
Dakota who?
Dakota fits perfectly, but the trousers are too long.