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Questions

Why do scientists call it research when looking for something new?

Boss: 'Do you realize the Importance of punctuation?'
Secretary: 'Yes, sir, I always try to get to work on time.'

How do we know that Rome was built at night?
Because all the books say it wasn't built in a day!

Did you hear about the child who was named after his father?
They called him dad.

What do you call prehistoric sailing disasters?
Tyrannosaurus wrecks.

Customer: I'd like a pair of stockings for my wife.
Storekeeper: Sheer?
Customer: No, she's at home.

What do you get if you cross a bird and a snake?
A feather boa constrictor.

Alexander Graham Bell is alive and well in New York, and still waiting for a dial tone.