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How do you catch the attention of a surfer?
Wave.
How do you find a missing railway train?
Follow its tracks.
How do fireflies start a race?
'Ready, Steady, Glow!'
How do you start a teddy bear race?
Ready! Teddy! Go!
How do you make an apple puff?
You chase it around the kitchen.
How do you get a boxer to laugh?
Start telling a joke and then hit him with the punchline.
How do you terrify a vampire?
Ask them if they would like some garlic with their steak?
How do you get rid of varnish?
Remove the 'r'.
How do you post a rabbit?
By hare mail.
How do you make gold soup?
Put 14 carrots in it.
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