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How Do? Jokes - Page 3
Humor asking the question 'how do'?
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How do you make anti-freeze?
Send her to the North Pole.
Send her to the North Pole.
How do you make a piano laugh?
Tickle its ivories.
Tickle its ivories.
How do you make a Mexican chilli?
Take him to the North Pole.
Take him to the North Pole.
How do you get down from an elephant?
You don't: you get down from a duck!
You don't: you get down from a duck!
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What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck.
A garbage truck.
Christmas
How to cats greet each other at Christmas?
"I wish you a furry merry Christmas and a Happy mew year".
"I wish you a furry merry Christmas and a Happy mew year".
Firemen
How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb?
Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.
Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.
Tax
Don't overtax yourself, it's the governments job to do that.
Baseball
Why was the baseball player sent to jail?
Because he stole second base.
Because he stole second base.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Wooden shoe
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe like to know.
Who's there?
Wooden shoe
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe like to know.