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How Do? Jokes - Page 2
Humor asking the question 'how do'?
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How do you stop your nose running?
Hide its trainers.
Hide its trainers.
How do undertakers speak?
Gravely.
Gravely.
How do you get a baby astronaut to go to sleep?
You rock-et.
You rock-et.
How do you catch King Kong?
Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.
Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.
How do you get five donkeys on a fire engine?
Two in the front, two in the back, and one on the roof going EE-AW-EE-AW.
Two in the front, two in the back, and one on the roof going EE-AW-EE-AW.
How do you start an onion race?
"Onion marks! Get set! Go!
"Onion marks! Get set! Go!
How do you catch a squirrel
You climb up a tree and act like a nut.
You climb up a tree and act like a nut.
How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
I'll tell you later.
I'll tell you later.
How do you call a deer with no eyes.
No idea.
No idea.
Submitted by: Stephen Sergbor
How do crazy people go through the forest?
They take the psycho path.
They take the psycho path.