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You know you're having a bad day when - Your income tax refund check bounces.
You know you're having a bad day when - You start to put up the clothes you wore home from the party last night ....and there aren't any.
You know you're having a bad day when the bird singing outside your window is a vulture.
You know you're having a bad day when you realize that you just sprayed spot remover under your arms instead of deodorant.
You know you're having a bad day when your blind date turns out to be your ex-wife/ex-husband.
You know you're having a bad day when your twin sister forgets your birthday.
You know you're having a bad day when you wake up to the soothing sound of running water...and remember that you just bought a waterbed.
You know you're having a bad day when - You call your wife and tell her that you would like to eat out tonight and when you get home there is a sandwich on the front porch.
You know you're having a bad day when - Airline food starts to taste good.
You know you're having a bad day when everyone avoids you the morning after the company office party.
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