Funny Writing On Walls - Page 6 - With 6 More Jokes and Funny Stories

Graffiti - the amusing writing on walls

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If you think life's a joke, tell me the punchline

Halitosis is better than no breath at all

Don't study medicine and law at the same time; it tries your patients

Someday, my boat will come in
- and with my luck, I'll be at the airport

Never mind the Titanic - is there any news of the iceberg?

I wrote this slowly 'cos I know you can't read very fast

Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories

Old mathematicians never die, they just disintegrate.

His mouth is in gear, but his brain's in neutral.

I take my wife out every night, but she always manages to find her way home.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Leif.
Leif who?
Leif me alone.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce in and we'll tell you.

Why do bees always hum?
Because they can't remember the words.

'You have your wedding ring on the wrong finger.'
'I know. I married the wrong man.'

The seaside resort we visited last summer for our vacation was so boring that one day the tide went out and never came back.

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