Some people are like blisters
- they appear when the work is done
I'd give my right ear to paint like Van Gogh
I can't remember if I used to be forgetful or not
Where there's a will, there's a relative
I was wrong once
- I thought I had made a mistake
Predestination was doomed to failure from the start
Please don't cross the railway lines; they take hours to unravel
Save water - dilute it
Is dogma a puppy mommy?
Cowards rule - If that's OK with you
Hypochondria is the only disease I haven't got
I used to be apathetic, but now I don't care