Cows

What do you call it when a cow is spying on another cow?
A steak out.

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Amos.
Amos who?
Amos quito.

Miscellaneous

I used to work as a glass blower, but I had to give it up because it gave me a pane.

Questions

Why do "slim chance" and "fat chance" imply the same thing?

Ghosts

What kind of mistakes do ghosts usually make?
Boo-boos.

Did You Hear About?

Did you hear about the musical ghost?
He wrote haunting melodies.

Wives

'Say, honey, are we eating out tonight?
I don't smell anything burning.'

Frogs

What happens to frogs that are illegally parked?
They get toad away.