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Is Hertz Van Rental a Dutch painter?
Dogs and small children must be carried on the escalator
- if don't have a dog a cat will do
Clumsiness is catching
- no, dropping
Wet Paint - this is not an instruction
Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories
Santa
Why did Santa get a parking ticket?
He parked in a snow parking zone.
Marry
Husband: Did you marry me just because my father died and left me a fortune?
Wife: No, I would have married you whoever left you a fortune.
Yo' mama's so fat, when she went to the airport and said she wanted to fly, they stamped Goodyear on her and sent her out to the runway!
Scottish
Did you hear about the new Scottish football team whose players don't know each other?
They're called Glasgow Strangers.
Vampire
Did you hear what happened when the vampire met a beautiful
woman?
It was love at first bite!
Snooker
John said, 'That bloke up at the tea counter thinks he's a snooker ball.'
My brother said, 'Ah, so that's why he's at the end of the queue.
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