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Funny Writing on the Wall - Page 7
Graffiti - the amusing writing on walls
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Wakeup to insomnia
Why pick on guitars
Is Hertz Van Rental a Dutch painter?
Dogs and small children must be carried on the escalator
- if don't have a dog a cat will do
- if don't have a dog a cat will do
Clumsiness is catching
- no, dropping
- no, dropping
Wet Paint - this is not an instruction
Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories
Lightbulb
Why did the lightbulb not go to college?
Because it wasn't very bright.
Because it wasn't very bright.
Giraffes
What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe?
A really long hairbrush.
A really long hairbrush.
Light Bulbs
How many film stars doe it take to change a light-bulb?
One, but he only takes one step up the ladder, and then his stunt double takes over.
One, but he only takes one step up the ladder, and then his stunt double takes over.
Government
What is the difference between men and government bonds?
The bonds mature.
The bonds mature.
Beef
What do call a steer without legs?
Ground Beef!
Ground Beef!
Puzzles
What do jigsaw puzzles do when they receive bad news?
They go to pieces.
They go to pieces.