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Graffiti - the amusing writing on walls

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Funny Writing on the Wall
Wakeup to insomnia
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Why pick on guitars
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Is Hertz Van Rental a Dutch painter?
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Dogs and small children must be carried on the escalator
- if don't have a dog a cat will do
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Clumsiness is catching
- no, dropping
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Wet Paint - this is not an instruction


Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories

How can you tell if an elephant has been sleeping in your bed?
The bed smells of peanuts and the sheets are wrinkled.

Cats

What does a cat like to eat for breakfast?
Mice Krispies.

Dogs

Where did the dog breeder deposit his savings?
In Bark-lays Bank.

Vampires

Why doesn't Count Dracula give up being a vampire?
He can't. It's in his blood.

Car

Patient: Doctor, I feel like a car!
Doctor: Well, just park yourself over there.

School

Mother: So what have you learned on your first day at high school?
Son: Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow.

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