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Please don't cross the railway lines, they take hours to unravel
Predestination was doomed to failure from the start
I was wrong once
- I thought I had made a mistake
Where there's a will there's a relative
I can't remember if I used to be forgetful or not
I'd give my right ear to paint like Van Gogh
Some people are like blisters
- they appear when the work is done
Don't complain about the tea
- you'll be old and weak yourself one day
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