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Here are more of our funny newspaper headlines.

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Funny Newspaper Headlines
Three Ambulances Take Blast Victim To Hospital
Funny Newspaper Headlines
Chef Throws His Heart Into Helping Feed The Needy
Funny Newspaper Headlines
Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spaceship
Funny Newspaper Headlines
Voluntary Workers Strike For Higher Pay
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Enraged Bull Injures Farmer With Axe


Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories

Dogs

What should you say to a dog before he eats?
Bone appetite!

What is wet and slippery and likes Latin American music?
A conga eel.

Snails

Waiter, waiter.
Are there snails on the menu?
Yes there are, Sir, I'm afraid they must have escaped from the kitchen.

Medicine

Don't study medicine and law at the same time, it tries your patients

Octopus

Q: How does a male octopus ask a female octopus to marry him?
A: Can I have your hand, your hand, your hand, your hand ...

Eyes

What has four eyes and a mouth?
The Mississippi.

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