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Funny Newspaper Headlines - Page 4
Here are more of our funny newspaper headlines.
This is page 4 of 4. Showing jokes 31 to 35
Three Ambulances Take Blast Victim To Hospital
Chef Throws His Heart Into Helping Feed The Needy
Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spaceship
Voluntary Workers Strike For Higher Pay
Enraged Bull Injures Farmer With Axe
Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories
Illness
Doctor: Have you had this illness before?
Patient: Yes.
Doctor: Well, whatever it is, I'm sorry to say you've got it again.
Patient: Yes.
Doctor: Well, whatever it is, I'm sorry to say you've got it again.
Ghosts
How does an overweight ghost slim down?
He uses an exorcise bike.
He uses an exorcise bike.
Hearing Aids
"I just got a new hearing aid. It's the best one I've ever had."
"What kind is it?"
"Oh, about 9:30......."
"What kind is it?"
"Oh, about 9:30......."
Teddy Bear
What do you call a teddy bear who has seen a ghost?
Haunted.
Haunted.
Ghosts
What did the ghost say to his wife when he came home?
Hello, boo-tiful!
Hello, boo-tiful!
Scared
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?