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Stationary store moves to a new location

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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Phyllis.
Phyllis who?
Phyllis in on what happened!

Bumper Stickers

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ya.
Ya who?
I didn't know you were a cowboy.

Parents

What do you call a man and woman who keep showing you up in front of your friends?
Mum and Dad!

Women Drivers

Wife (learning to drive): 'I don't know what to do next.'
Husband: 'Just imagine that I'm driving the car, dear.'

Miscellaneous

If at first, you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Omelet.
Omelet who?
Omelet smarter than I look.

What Do You Call?

What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bulldozer.

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