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Funny Newspaper Headlines - Page 4
Here are more of our funny newspaper headlines.
This is page 4 of 4. Showing jokes 31 to 35
Three Ambulances Take Blast Victim To Hospital
Chef Throws His Heart Into Helping Feed The Needy
Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spaceship
Voluntary Workers Strike For Higher Pay
Enraged Bull Injures Farmer With Axe
Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories
Dracula
Did you hear about the man who kept thinking he was Dracula?
He was a right pain in the neck.
He was a right pain in the neck.
Ape
What do you get if you cross a giant ape with a prisoner?
King Kongvict.
King Kongvict.
Noses
When they were handing out noses, you thought that they said roses and so you asked for a big red one.
Cats
What do cats like to eat for breakfast?
Mice Crispies.
Mice Crispies.
Dentists
What does a dentist call x-rays?
tooth-pics.
tooth-pics.
Men
What's the best way for a woman to get rid of excess fat?
Divorce him.
Divorce him.