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Knock Knock
Knock, knock.Who's there?
Phyllis.
Phyllis who?
Phyllis in on what happened!
Bumper Stickers
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.Knock Knock
Knock, knock.Who's there?
Ya.
Ya who?
I didn't know you were a cowboy.
Parents
What do you call a man and woman who keep showing you up in front of your friends?Mum and Dad!
Women Drivers
Wife (learning to drive): 'I don't know what to do next.'Husband: 'Just imagine that I'm driving the car, dear.'
Miscellaneous
If at first, you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.Knock Knock
Knock, knock.Who's there?
Omelet.
Omelet who?
Omelet smarter than I look.
What Do You Call?
What do you call a sleeping bull?A bulldozer.