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Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?
He's a few currents short of a fruit cake.
He supports bacteria; it's the only culture he has.
Is your name Dan Druff?
You always get into people's hair.
Some people have a chip on their shoulder.
He has a
whole lumberyard.
Calling you a dogface would be an insult to dogs.
He's a magician. He can turn absolutely anything into an argument.
Are you trying to make a fool out of me?
No, I never like to interfere with nature.
He's not a yes man.
When his boss says no, he says no.
They call him Caterpillar.
Why do they call him that?
Because he got where he is by crawling.
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