Funny Insults - Page 8

Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?

He's a few currents short of a fruit cake.

He supports bacteria; it's the only culture he has.

Is your name Dan Druff?
You always get into people's hair.

Some people have a chip on their shoulder.
He has a whole lumberyard.

Calling you a dogface would be an insult to dogs.

He's a magician. He can turn absolutely anything into an argument.

Are you trying to make a fool out of me?
No, I never like to interfere with nature.

He's not a yes man.
When his boss says no, he says no.

They call him Caterpillar.
Why do they call him that?
Because he got where he is by crawling.