Funny Insults - Page 6

If I throw a stick, will you leave?

How did you get here? Did someone leave the door of your cage open?

Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It'll only take 10 seconds.

If your brain was chocolate it wouldn't fill an M&M.

I don't think you are a fool. But then what's MY opinion against thousands of others?

I thought of you all day today. I was at the zoo.

I bet your mother has a loud bark!

Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.

Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.

I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.