I want to reach your mind - where is it currently located?
You have a good family tree, but the crop is a failure.
He started at the bottom - and it's been downhill ever since.
It is because of you that I believe in reincarnation. Within a single lifetime, no one could be as stupid as you are.
Some day, you will find yourself - and wish you hadn't.
If you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid.
Are you always this stupid, or are you just making a special effort today?
Has the idea of suing your brains for non-support crossed your mind?
If what you don't know can't hurt you, he's invulnerable.
If he ever had a bright idea, it would be beginner's luck!
Shock me; say something intelligent.
'My birthday's coming.' Do you know what I need?'
'Yeah, but how do you gift wrap a life?'