Funny Insults - Page 5

Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!

Do you want people to accept you as you are or do you want them to like you?

Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent.

He's not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

When they were handing out noses, you thought that they said roses and so you asked for a big red one.

He's so stupid he doesn't get dandruff - he gets sawdust.

Don't you need a license to be that ugly?

Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?

I'd love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV.

I know you are nobody's fool but maybe someone will adopt you.