Funny Insults - Page 5 - With 12 More Jokes and Funny Stories

Here are more of our funny insults.

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I want to reach your mind - where is it currently located?

You have a good family tree, but the crop is a failure.

He started at the bottom - and it's been downhill ever since.

It is because of you that I believe in reincarnation. Within a single lifetime, no one could be as stupid as you are.

Some day, you will find yourself - and wish you hadn't.

If you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid.

Are you always this stupid, or are you just making a special effort today?

Has the idea of suing your brains for non-support crossed your mind?

If what you don't know can't hurt you, he's invulnerable.

If he ever had a bright idea, it would be beginner's luck!

Shock me; say something intelligent.

'My birthday's coming.' Do you know what I need?'
'Yeah, but how do you gift wrap a life?'

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