You look so nice today - I almost didn't recognize you.
It's great to finally have a conversation with someone who doesn't feel the need to show off his intelligence all the time.
You really have the greatest amount of untapped potential of anyone I've ever met.
You may not be good at losing weight, but you seem to be pretty good at finding it.
It's time to start acting your age - old.
You know so much. Too bad you don't remember anything.
You remind me of when I was young and clueless.
Your lack of experience is matched only by your surplus of ego.
You're so dumb, blondes tell jokes about you.
I wish I were as smart as you think you are.
Don't let the facts get in the way of your opinions.
Your mediocrity is unparalleled.