Funny Insults - Page 15 - With 12 More Jokes and Funny Stories

Here are more of our funny insults.

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'Did you miss me while I was gone?'
'Were you gone?'

'Did you say she sang beautifully?'
'No, I said she was a beautiful singer.'

'I don't know the meaning of fear.'
'Why don't you look it up in the dictionary?'

'I love you terribly.'
'You certainly do.'

'I wish I had been born in the Dark Ages.'
'So do I. You look terrible in the light.'

'I'm well-known. You must have seen me in the movies.'
'Where do you usually sit?'

'May I hold your hand?'
'No, thanks. It isn't heavy.'

'Until I met you, life was just one big desert.'
'Is that why you dance like a camel?'

'What number is this?'
'You ought to know. You dialed it.'

'What would you do if you were in my shoes?'
'Polish them.'

'When I sing, people clap their hands.'
'Yes, over their ears.'

'Will you join me?'
'Why, are you coming apart?'

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