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I'm looking forward to the pleasure of your company since I haven't had it yet.
Are you sure the nurses know you're using the computer?
Why don't you act like a human being or don't you do impersonations?
You're outstanding in your field, and that's where you should be - out standing in your field.
I'd like to help you out - Which way did you come in?
Do I need you? About as much as Custer needed more Indians.
If there's nothing to say, I'm sure you'll say it.
When I want your comments, I'll rattle your cage.
Kinder, Gentler Ways to Say Someone is Stupid
A few clowns short of a circus.
A few fries short of a Happy Meal.
Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor.
Missing a few buttons on his remote control.
He was so narrow-minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes.
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