Funny Insults - Page 14

I'm looking forward to the pleasure of your company since I haven't had it yet.

Are you sure the nurses know you're using the computer?

Why don't you act like a human being or don't you do impersonations?

You're outstanding in your field, and that's where you should be - out standing in your field.

I'd like to help you out - Which way did you come in?

Do I need you? About as much as Custer needed more Indians.

If there's nothing to say, I'm sure you'll say it.

When I want your comments, I'll rattle your cage.

Kinder, Gentler Ways to Say Someone is Stupid

A few clowns short of a circus.
A few fries short of a Happy Meal.
Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor.
Missing a few buttons on his remote control.

He was so narrow-minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes.