He's always in the right place but at the wrong time.
He's as smart as a politician and as honest.
Her shopping cart can't hold all the groceries.
His driveway doesn't quite reach the garage.
He finds knock-knock jokes challenging.
He has a one-way ticket on the Disoriented Express.
He has an inferiority complex, but not a very good one.
His solar panels are pointing at the moon.
His ski lift doesn't go to the top of the mountain.
His mind is on vacation, but his mouth is working overtime.
You have the capacity to learn from your mistakes. You will learn a lot today.
Her clothes are so loud that they should have a volume control.