Funny Insults - Page 11

You're not yourself today. I noticed the improvement immediately.

He is as strong as an ox and almost as intelligent.

He is a mental tourist - his mind wanders.

Have you ever been to the local zoo?
I mean as a visitor?

She looks even worse than her passport photo.

I live by my wits.
Now I know why you look so hungry.

Of course I'm listening to you don't you see me yawning?

You have a striking personality. How long has it been on strike?

It's all right to be stupid, but you're making a career out of it.

I'm a self-made man.
We accept your apology.