Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!
I'd like to leave you with one thought, but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!
Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.
Don't worry. I forgot your name, too!
Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
From what I've heard, you were born on a farm. Were there any more in the litter?
Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive.
Is that your hair, or has someone poured a plate of spaghetti over your head?