I don't have a license to kill. I have a learner's permit.
Madness takes its toll. Please have the exact change.
I'm not a complete idiot; some parts are missing!
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
I brake for Hallucinations.
Please don't honk; I'm pedaling as quickly as I can.
CAUTION! I Drive The Same Way As You!
Honk your horn if you like peace and quiet.
My wife's other car is a broomstick
The more you complain, the longer God makes you live.
Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them!
I can hit the brakes and sue you if you can read this!