Watch out for the idiot behind me.
Do not drink and drive. Your drink will get spilled if you hit something.
Forget world peace. Visualize using your turn signal.
Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
Honk If You Want To See My Finger
I need someone really bad. Are you really bad?
IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.
Missing An IRS Auditor?? Check My Tires!
Save the whales! Trade them for valuable prizes.
Sure, you can trust the government! Just ask an Indian!
Make sure you keep a record of your good deeds in case heaven is like the IRS.
Your gene pool needs a little chlorine.