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Cats flattened while you watch.
Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.
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He thinks everyone worships the ground that he crawled out of.
Young
When I was young I had a lot of spots and pimples. One day I fell asleep in a library. I woke up and a blind man was reading my face.
Beer
Yesterday, Sandy McNab was run over by a beer delivery truck. It was the first time for years that the drinks had been on him.
Witches
My brother saw a witch riding on a broomstick. He said, 'What are you doing on that?'
The witch said, 'My best friend's got the vacuum cleaner.'
Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Statue.
Statue who?
Statue? This is me.
Snakes
What do you call a snake that works on a building site?
A boa constructor.
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