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Here are some jokes about books. There are 4 jokes in this category.

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Funny Books
What is black and white and red all over?
A book.
Funny Books
Every time I let John borrow a book, he keeps it. He's a professional bookkeeper.
Funny Books
Why is a duke like a book?
Because he has a title.
Funny Books
Bill: I just finished my first book.
Joe: Well done.
Bill: Thanks. Next year I'm planning to read another one.


Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories

Matrimony

"Matrimony isn't a word, it's a sentence."

Dog Biscuits

What is the main ingredient of dog biscuits?
Collie flour.

Divorce

What do you call a man whose wife has just divorced him?
A divorce-he.

Nicer

I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.

John: Would you like a little Christmas cheer?
George: Yes, that would be very welcome.
John: Ok. Hip, hip hooray!

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