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Here are some jokes about books. There are 4 jokes in this category.

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Funny Books
What is black and white and red all over?
A book.
Funny Books
Every time I let John borrow a book, he keeps it. He's a professional bookkeeper.
Funny Books
Why is a duke like a book?
Because he has a title.
Funny Books
Bill: I just finished my first book.
Joe: Well done.
Bill: Thanks. Next year I'm planning to read another one.


Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories

French

Twelve year old in French class being asked the difference between Madame and Mademoiselle: `Monsieur'.

Dog

What is the difference between a dog and a basketball player?
One drools and the other one dribbles.

Cats

And now spell mousetrap in three letters.
C, A, T

Board Games

Which board game does Ebenezer Scrooge like to play at Christmas?
Mean-opoly.

Knock, knock. Who's there?
Dublin.
Dublin who?
Dublin up with laughter.

Executive

A good executive is a man who is happy to share the credit with the person who did all the work.