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Here are more of our funny, amusing and strange joke answering machine messages.

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Funny Answering Machine Messages
Hello, this is Sally's microwave. Her answering machine just eloped with her tape deck, so I'm stuck taking her calls. Say, if you want anything cooked while you leave your message, just hold it up to the phone.
Funny Answering Machine Messages
Hello. I'm David's answering machine. What are you?
Funny Answering Machine Messages
"Hi. Now you say something."
Funny Answering Machine Messages
Hi! John's answering machine is broken. This is his refrigerator. Please speak very slowly, and I'll stick your message to myself with one of these magnets.
Funny Answering Machine Messages
Hello. I'm home right now but cannot find the phone. Please leave a message and I will call you up as soon as I find it.


Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories

If at first you don't succeed, delegate it.

Car

Why can't a car play football?
Because it only has one boot.

Texas

Did you hear about the kid from Texas who got all the way the finals of a national spelling bee but then lost out because he couldn't spell 'small'.

Cows

What do cows like to do for entertainment?
Watch moovies!

Ghost

Did you hear about the ghost who last year went to Africa on safari?
He was a big-game haunter.

Cargo

Why is it if you send a package by Ship it is called Cargo, and if you send it by Car it is called a Shipment?

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