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Funny Answering Machine Messages - Page 9
Here are more of our funny, amusing and strange joke answering machine messages.
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Hello, this is Sally's microwave. Her answering machine just eloped with her
tape deck, so I'm stuck taking her calls. Say, if you want anything cooked
while you leave your message, just hold it up to the phone.
Hello. I'm David's answering machine. What are you?
"Hi. Now you say something."
Hi! John's answering machine is broken. This is his refrigerator. Please
speak very slowly, and I'll stick your message to myself with one of these
magnets.
Hello. I'm home right now but cannot find the phone. Please leave a message
and I will call you up as soon as I find it.
Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories
If at first you don't succeed, delegate it.
Car
Why can't a car play football?
Because it only has one boot.
Because it only has one boot.
Texas
Did you hear about the kid from Texas who got all the way the finals of a national spelling bee but then lost out because he couldn't spell 'small'.
Cows
What do cows like to do for entertainment?
Watch moovies!
Watch moovies!
Ghost
Did you hear about the ghost who last year went to Africa on safari?
He was a big-game haunter.
He was a big-game haunter.
Cargo
Why is it if you send a package by Ship it is called Cargo,
and if you send it by Car it is called a Shipment?