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Funny Answering Machine Messages - Page 9
Here are more of our funny, amusing and strange joke answering machine messages.
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Hello, this is Sally's microwave. Her answering machine just eloped with her
tape deck, so I'm stuck taking her calls. Say, if you want anything cooked
while you leave your message, just hold it up to the phone.
Hello. I'm David's answering machine. What are you?
"Hi. Now you say something."
Hi! John's answering machine is broken. This is his refrigerator. Please
speak very slowly, and I'll stick your message to myself with one of these
magnets.
Hello. I'm home right now but cannot find the phone. Please leave a message
and I will call you up as soon as I find it.
Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories
Elephants
What are the largest ants in the world?
Elephants.
Elephants.
Slimy
What has ten legs, bulging eyes and is green and slimy?
I don't know.
Neither do I - but there's one crawling up your leg now!
I don't know.
Neither do I - but there's one crawling up your leg now!
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Abbey.
Abbey who?
Abbey stung me on the nose.
Who's there?
Abbey.
Abbey who?
Abbey stung me on the nose.
Wedding
Did you hear about the two satellite dishes that got married?
The wedding was terrible, but the reception was great!
The wedding was terrible, but the reception was great!
Cats
Did you hear about the cat who drank 3 bowls of milk?
He set a new lap record.
He set a new lap record.
Penny
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Penny!
Penny Who?
Penny For your thoughts!
Who's there?
Penny!
Penny Who?
Penny For your thoughts!