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Funny Answering Machine Messages - Page 9
Here are more of our funny, amusing and strange joke answering machine messages.
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Hello, this is Sally's microwave. Her answering machine just eloped with her
tape deck, so I'm stuck taking her calls. Say, if you want anything cooked
while you leave your message, just hold it up to the phone.
Hello. I'm David's answering machine. What are you?
"Hi. Now you say something."
Hi! John's answering machine is broken. This is his refrigerator. Please
speak very slowly, and I'll stick your message to myself with one of these
magnets.
Hello. I'm home right now but cannot find the phone. Please leave a message
and I will call you up as soon as I find it.
Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories
Sponge cake: Dessert made from borrowed ingredients.
Steak
Diner: Waiter, when I ordered this steak, I said 'Well done'.
Waiter: Thank you Sir.
Waiter: Thank you Sir.
Piano
Do you play your piano by ear?
No, I play it by the open window to annoy my neighbors.
No, I play it by the open window to annoy my neighbors.
Cows
Q: What do you call a cow that's just had a baby?
A: Decalfinated
A: Decalfinated
Courts
Just remember: when you go to court, you are trusting your fate to
twelve people that weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty!
Barman
Two fonts walk into a bar. The barman says to them, "Get out. We don't serve your type in here."