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A selection of 'did you hear about the' jokes There are 133 jokes in this category.

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Did You Hear? Jokes
Did you hear about the two boa constrictors who recently got married?
They had a crush on each other.
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Did you hear about the man who was always arguing?
He liked arguing so much he wouldn't eat anything that agreed with him.
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Did you hear about the man who quit his Job as a historian?
He realized there was no future in it.
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Did you hear about the blacksmith who was taken to court?
The judge found him guilty of forging.
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Did you hear about the man who had a new bath fitted in his house?
The plumber asked him, "Would you like a plug for it?"
The man replied, "Oh, I didn't know it was electric."
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Did you hear about the skeleton that was attacked by a dog?
It ran off with some bones and left him without a leg to stand on.
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Did you hear about the stupid farmer who made his chickens drink hot water?
He thought they would lay hard-boiled eggs.
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Did you hear the story about the broken pencil?
I'd better not tell it to you, there's no point to it.
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Did you hear about the man who thought Bob Marley and the Wailers were the sailors who caught Moby Dick?
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Did you hear about the idiot who thought the Cote d'Azur was a blue jacket?

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